Write your own Alien Dialogue!

Things they AI should be saying...

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Korx: Some would say we don't care who are clients are. Some would say that we sell even the galaxy's most ruthless terrorists Terror Stars. We would say: It's never been a better time to invest in Terror Star insurance!

Korx: Some would say we would sell weapons to the Drengin even while they were using them to conquer us. We would say: Going out on Business Sale! Everything must go!

Drengin: We would annihilate you Human, but then Terran Fried Chicken would go out of business, and we do love those 8-piece buckets were their tender, flaky skin.

Korx: Some would say we've enslaved many our of client species. We would say: We've just cut some of their benefits. Like freedom.
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Reply #1 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Not bad. I'm pretty sure you can do this, just need to know which file.

Terran "We are the Terran Alliance and we come in peace."

Drengin: "Six peace or twelve peace, Bwahahahahaha!"
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Reply #2 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
United Human Nations (Terran Alliance): I suggest, that if you don't want a to feel something with a 4-ton detonater attached to it stuck up your behind, you don't call us monkeys.

Drengin: You...You...You....Grrgh...YOU CHEATED! Their's no way you could've beaten us...*sniff*.....I'm not crying! I'm chopping off some prisoners' fingers! I;m surrendering to the [civ name]! WAAAAAAH

Korx: Sure, we love money, and yes, we love profits even more, but we like living even better.....please don't hurt us!

Korx: A Carinoid Slave: 2HC (Hundred Credits), A Korx Heavy fighter: 100BC, A Korx Light Frigate: 125BC, Us wiping you from the face of the Galaxy: 9,531BC, The face of my followers when your dancing for them in a tu-tu: Pricless.
For everything else, their's tribute.

Arcea: We're not good, We're not evil, We're neutral, and we like to play Terran Basketball....what?

Thalan: (To the tune of "water sucks" from the Water Boy) Humans Suck! They really really suck!

Torians: Terran, we were thinking about developing 99% Virulent Mind Eating Viruses to kill the [race name], but instead we decided to spam their communications grid with puctures of you singing in the shower

Star Control: Origins
Reply #3 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Thalan: We'll crush you like the bugs we are!

Iconian: We do not worship Cthullu! We worship Gods so awesome and terrifying that you can not even comprehend their names until you've read the Necrominicon in the original Iconian.

Terran, after the Yor give them something: I'd like to thank you Mr Roboto...

Thalan: Make this quick. My wife is pregnant and I need to file for divorce her before she gets around to eating me.
Reply #4 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Terran (to Drengin, during war/Terran Winning): Hell....o.....erm.....Yah, we really don't like you, go away.....don't you have to, like, rally your defences or something?

Terran (to Altarian, first contact): Hey! Tech Guy! All i can see is my reflection....oh....um...hi!

Terran (to Drengin, first contact): You look like an ugly Space Goat......

Terran (Declaring War): We really have nothing against you, it's just that you're different, and we do this....kill people who are different, i mean, we've been doing it to ourselves for thousands of years!
Reply #5 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Yor, defeated: You know? I came here with a dream. A simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And now that dream is dead.

Thalan: Yes, we're from the future. And no, we won't give you stock tips.
Reply #6 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Korx, demanding tribute: Have you ever considered refinancing your homeworld? We have...

Terran, offering a peace treaty: Come on! Don't be a hater!

Drath, angry: Don't mess with me today. I'm shedding.