tawoods

tawoods

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Twill be ta whip ye be gettin if ye be not supplyin some girly food fer ta wimmen on board me matey! I be eatin lots at chrishhhmas time! Do not forget ta Profiteroles! yum like yum! Aye Aye mistress Jenny <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=

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"Ere, this be one o' them thar times ye should be seldomsee'd...er, seldom'eard, if at all. Now I knows I 'aves a large rump, but ye be takin' it a bit far when ye suggests that thar steer be lookin' summat like me....e's arse be a lot bigger n' mine. It be all relative Capt'n...if'n te missus had been one of them thar Battleships instead of'

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Best hide the deviled eggs. I currently hold the record around here for the most consumed in the least time. And if there's hard sauce aka brandy-butter for the plum puddin', this soberized scoundrel's gonna fall off the wagon quicker'n'snakes er th' blink of an eye! Aaaarrrggghhh...Down me bucko, thar be a plenty of eggs fer all ye mateys, an I

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A very Merry Christmas and Most Happy and Prosperous New Year to all Aboard!! Peace to everyone Amen to that thar...I be linin' up a special service fer tha crew complete with Roast Pheasant, deviled eggs, plum pudding and a bountiful harvest of rum...if'n I can get tha cook to particiapte and let me in tha galley...might be I have to get

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Aye, that be tha cow who were jumpin' o'er tha moon... but 'er got so tiered doing that , her decided ta try 'er 'oof at surfin' The dolphin only be thar ta give lessons. I told me missus' that tha Dolphin be missus starkers and the steer be Capt'n starkers...thanks fer settin' us on a straight course <img src="http://images.stardock.com/

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I bein' away on shore leave? (broken computer ) Aye, tha be troubled waters we be sailin' in...Capt'n starkers been fightin' to keep tha mutinous talk from spreadin' thru tha ship. Tha galley was poisoned with salt-peter an Doc near OD'd on tha Blue Pill an his runnin with tha Amazons...trouble waters indeed <img src="http://images.stardock.com

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see told ya' i would have the last laugh I be guess'n you had the last laugh when ye dun up an got hitched to tha ol' sea barnacle an I not be fergotin it twernt me that got to hitch ya proper like by tha Code ...I be suspectin this 'ere union is need'n to be redun proper like ye jus' be need'n to set a date and the ceremony will begin <img s

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Just to clarify that, ta 'effing' it were, slipped outta me hands an banged me in the kisser it did...didn't realize it 'til the next mornin' tho' seein' as how I was into the best part of it by then

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