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Reply to Trailer Trash Inventions! in Humor JoeUser Forums

How do you circumcize a guy from a trailer park? Kick his sister in the chin.

Reply to Feeling like 120 miles of real bad road. in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Attitude is 9/10ths of recovery, keep your chin up. If that doesn't work, just have little whip send you some drugs. It seems like she has a bunch and loves it when people ask for them

Reply to Shower vs Bath in Misc JoeUser Forums

I might be interested in taking a bath one day if I can ever find a tub that is over 6 feet long. As it stands now, half of my body would have to be out of the water, either my torso or my legs. I love all my body parts equally and don't want to discriminate

Reply to Feeling like 120 miles of real bad road. in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Hope you feel better man.

Reply to What are the lamest pick-up lines used on you? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well, that is one way to put it! Not well known for my subtlety

Reply to LEGO Star Destroyer Set - Day 3 in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Don't you ever work?

Reply to Dumbest Tech Support Situations You've Ever Heard in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

By the way, my computer stopped working for some reason. Does that three pronged thingy go in the wall somewhere?

Reply to Dumbest Tech Support Situations You've Ever Heard in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

Hi Mike, when you coming over to see the house you punk

Reply to Finally, fighting back... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

They should have guns instead of fire extinquishers.

Reply to Shower vs Bath in Misc JoeUser Forums

Shower for me, in and out in ten minutes tops

Reply to World Of Warcraft and Kids... Not a Great Idea in Gaming JoeUser Forums

Welcome to JU! Hope your stay is enjoyable. Thanks Doc! Glad to be here.

Reply to CRAZED MUSLIMS CONTINUE RIOTING IN FRANCE in International JoeUser Forums

I am shocked by your awesomeness "Going to war without the french is like going deer hunting without an accordion, you just leave behind a bunch of noisy fucking baggage."

Reply to Mean spirited remarks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

To the OP, good point, I just stumbled on this site a few days ago and read a certain article where the author was just tearing people apart for stating honest opinions on a subject. I decided to join and hope that is not how it always is around here.

Reply to What are the lamest pick-up lines used on you? in Misc JoeUser Forums

BTW Nope. I let him eat my pussy and stole his wallet. Fucking rock on, i started cracking up in my office, everyone looked at me to see what was up.

Reply to World Of Warcraft and Kids... Not a Great Idea in Gaming JoeUser Forums

Stop posting as anonymous and that will have some more cred here. Ask and ye shall receive