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Reply to I normally hate Bus drivers in Humor JoeUser Forums

great pic, Doc .. hilarous. funniest bus driver since Ralph Kramden.

Reply to Beastiality. Show of hands who support it in Politics JoeUser Forums

--"Roach is taking animal love to extremes."-- That line is so funny. Yeah it's HER taking animal love to extremes. Not the guy the sheep run from. It's okay to love your pet but don't LOVE your pets. And remember BAAA MEANS NO!!!

Reply to The Funniest Quip Wins! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I like Sally's, too. Here is some more. "I Support Single Moms" "Your sister is hot but your mom does that thing with her tongue" "I stole this belt buckle from a homeless guy - why he had a belt buckle that say this, I'll never know" "Also available in sober" "I'm what Willis was talkin' about" "The funniest thing about this belt buckle is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you

Reply to Budgie Jumping is Dangerous in Humor JoeUser Forums

--"I was expecting that one from Udigit! Ya beat him to the punch!"-- Aww, Doc, you hurt my eagle with that remark.

Reply to One of My "Duh!" Moments in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

We all have "duh" moments. My latest one was when I left the house I remembered I forgot my cell phone. So I unlocked the door and put the keys in my mouth. I then spent 5 minutes looking for my cell phone. Only reason I found it was dialing my number from my home number. I then spent another 5 minutes looking for my keys before I realized I still had them in my mouth. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/BigSmile.

Reply to A Rose by any other name.... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

My brother had a friend named Harry Pitts. A guy I worked with brought in his yearbook to win a bet with another guy not believing a student's name. It was Harold Balls. I guess his parents weren't thinking. I hope they didn't named their daughter Anita or Ivanna.

Reply to I committed a Cardinal Sin in Blogging JoeUser Forums

---For he is a bigger man (you are a guy, right?) than I. He said forget it, it was nothing. But it was. I hate with a passion being wrong! But when I am wrong, I will not hesitiate to step forward and admit it. And in this case I was very wrong.--- Well it takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. Very well done, Doc. I hope someday, if by some small chance, I'm ever wrong I can do the same. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/sm

Reply to The Funniest Quip Wins! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I thought of some thinking you're from Australia so if you aren't all these should suck. Here are 4 from David Letterman: "I like to take a safari in your Outback" "G'd'ass mate" "Hey Matilda, how about some horizontal waltzing?" "Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony" Okay now here's 5 of mine: "All this can be yours for one low price" "Objects may be la

Reply to Sore muscles, man that sux in Misc JoeUser Forums

--man that sux-- One night you drink like a sailor. The next day you drink to get rid of your hangover. Then you swing like Tarzan. The following day you feel like you got hit by a train. Then you take painkillers. Then you realize that's the price for showing off. Now you know what it's like for a typical college male. man, that sux <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Laugh.gif" border=0 ALIGN="abs

Reply to Whatever happened to wearing your Sunday Best? in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I love dressing casually. I wear shorts practically year-round. I normally wear either a t-shirt or a polo type shirt. And when my hair gets wild I usually put on one of my many ball caps. I never used to like dressing up. I think the reason was because when I was younger everytime I dressed up it meant going someplace I didn't want to go to and someplace where I had to behave. Now that I'm

Reply to Oops, I dyed it again in Humor JoeUser Forums

--Redheadedly (and slightly hang-over-ed-ly)-- Did H like the new look? Did you like it while you were still drunk? --I think a girls-only weekend with you would kick ass. We could meet up in Vegas-- Like the Vegas motto says,"What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" Awhile back a

Reply to Beans, Beans, the Tropical Fruit... in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Tex, you made me laugh and you made me hungry. I think everyone has a fart story. Fresh beans with rice are so damn good especially with still warm homemade tortillas. Oh and since people are sharing fart jokes here's one for ya. An old woman goes to the doctor's. The doctor says,"What seems to be the problem?" The old woman says,"D

Reply to My next knitting project in Misc JoeUser Forums

--"I've been wanting a cool scarf pattern all year, and I've just now found it"-- Very cool, dharma. Hope you put a pic of the wolf one in here when you get done. --I remember when I was a kid in the sixties and an old lady I knew had a real one of those. Talk about freaky-deaky to a kid!Especially the eyes and the way they seemed to follow you! Damn! thirty some odd years later and it's still giving me the willies...-- Hey, Shovel, you talking a

Reply to NCAA Banning Indian Nicknames in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

--"I'm Irish, but I'm not offended by the "Fighting Irish"-- I could be wrong on this but didn't the NCAA make ND drop the "fighting" part. --I find team names like "Redskins" and "Savages" offensive.-- They are offensive. I don't think they're any more teams named "Redskins" but I do know that Southeastern Oklahoma State still uses the "Savages" nickname. --"Redskins would be akin to having a mascot called blackskins, and that would never fly."--

Reply to Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines in Humor JoeUser Forums

Keep them coming, Doc! --"Too Many Planets Numb the Mind"-- Only 'MARS' numbed my mind. Too many of those big M&Ms. --"Rescuers Save Hot Dog in Car"-- To be FRANK that hot dog was a real WEINER. The rescuers tried to contact the hot dog's family but they were at a ballpark. --"Playtex Profits Weighed Down by Restructuring Cost

Reply to The Versatility of Vodka in Humor JoeUser Forums

Well, Doc, I'm a big drinker so I will disagree with #16. But I will tell you I only drink on those cold nights and you know how cold it gets on the Mexico border. btw .. I hope the first 15 were true cause I'm going to try them. Here's how much I like vodka. One day I found a bottle. I rubbed

Reply to Children talk to God in Humor JoeUser Forums

I loved them all. Both funny and cute. I can't remember what Christmas it was but I remember reading kid's letters to Santa in some e-mail. Many of them were laugh-out loud funny.

Reply to Is the NY Times into Pedophilia? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

First let me start by saying I'm no father. But I do see where Dr. Guy is coming from. Though I'm not sure about using the word "pedophilia". About a year ago a close friend of mine and I were talking. I asked her how her relationship with her co-worker was going. She told me that it was over between them. They had been talking for awhile - at work , phoning and e-mailing each other. They even had done the dinner and movie thing. I asked what happened. She told me that one day

Reply to Looking For Something in Poetry JoeUser Forums

I like it, Beebles. I think you should put it to music. I think you have the makings of a good song there.

Reply to I think I'd rather be a cat. in Poetry JoeUser Forums

nice metaphors, Beebles. Plus if you are a cat don't you always land on your feet.

Reply to Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines in Humor JoeUser Forums

--"Howard Dean Will Be in Park Today"-- "Instead of overdrive?" --"Norman Shoots 76 at Senior British Open"-- "Those Normans cant get over the fact they lost to the Anglo Saxons I guess!" Not counting the bad pun one I think all your comments were very good. The 2 above I thought were the best. Very funny and witty. <img src="http://

Reply to Knitting up a storm in Misc JoeUser Forums

When I was 12 my family took me to the Alamo and I got a coonskin cap. For the rest of the summer (yes I still wore it in blazin' heat) until school started I never took off unless it was bath time or unless my mother physically wrestled it away from me to wash it. I hope Jake enjoys his as much. So good luck with it. Some years back living in Buffalo I decided to take my GF at the time's suggestion of learning to knit so we could do it togeth

Reply to Ladies of JU, Rejoice! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I looked all over for the new M&Ms but all I seen were W&Ws. Wait a second maybe they were upside down. I bought 2 big bags for my GF. Despite my first statement I'm NO dummy.

Reply to What Life is alll about in Current Events JoeUser Forums

very good article, Doc. Thinking about it made me think of one of my best friends. I haven't really talked to him since I moved. He's a super guy. In fact, my mother calls him her 6th son. 6 years ago his sister was diagnosed with cancer. Doctors tried various things on her including lots of radiation treatments. Though she had very bad side effects and withdrawals from them her spirits were always up. When it was obvious the cancer was still spreading his sister mad

Reply to Fantasy Football in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

Keep a eye on injuries. You don't want to draft a player that's out for the year. Also during the season watch out for players that are hurt or on their bye week. Nothing hurts your chances of winning more than having a starter getting ZERO points. Here's another tip. If you ever play any of my teams make sure to start your weakest line-up. j/k