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Reply to Philomedy's Out of Context of the Day in Humor JoeUser Forums

Muscle cream?

Reply to Anyone wanna battle? in Art JoeUser Forums

I'm out guys...I can't handle being the only lady with all you flocking after me. Kidding. You witnessed my first two rhymes ever. Thanks for the play! LL

Reply to For My Eyes Only in Art JoeUser Forums

Sounds nice, Rat. Glad you got some time with nature. It reminds us of how mortal we are, huh?

Reply to To All Who Voted Bush! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Messy: that the founding fathers would have voted for Kerry and everything you support? I doubt the founding fathers would support most of the people that run thi country. It's a lot different now than it was then. Rat: Hehe. This is hilarious. Someone else (can't remember who, sorry) ha

Reply to Guess The Context of this Quote in Humor JoeUser Forums

Yeaaahhh Trina! You got it, although SJT was mighty close. I knew my man was suppose to get up around 5, so when I didn't hear the alarm and it was about 5:20, I started wondering what was up. I went into the bedroom and asked if had set the alarm. He said, "You came right in the middle. It went off a few minutes ago and it's going off again in a couple," sleepily. On a side note, I was thinking, I wish...!

Day Three Teaching Middle School Math in Misc JoeUser Forums

Long day! Eight graders can really pump out some algebraic thinking skills if they can just have a little support. I'm convinced lack of confidence is one of the only reasons they don't finish problems. They just stop part way through and say they don't get it. I ask why and they respond that they don't know. You don't know why you don't get it? Its funny, becau

Reply to Guess The Context of this Quote in Humor JoeUser Forums

Kinda....closer....what do you hit when the alarm goes off....?

Reply to Day Two Teaching Middle School Math in Misc JoeUser Forums

Geezer When Kids haven't been taught by rote methods, (5-6 years old) they often get the correct answers to very difficult math problems without conscious effort. Some kids can do it without knowing how or why it works. Then they are taught methodologies and logic! Getting kids to recognize the whys and

Reply to Philomedy's Out of Context of the Day in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hhhmmm. Cream. Could she be bleaching a mustache? Or using a hair removal cream?

Reply to I Too Would Like to Declare Myself Pro-Kitten in Misc JoeUser Forums

I think thinking of kittens alone, minus the whole god thing, may stop most masterbation sessions!

Reply to the policeman with a dillybar in Art JoeUser Forums

PPPHhhhfffaaaaaa! Imagine.

Reply to Guess The Context of this Quote in Humor JoeUser Forums

Silver and Jade is closest so far, almost right on. I'm going to need some specifics, though....

Reply to Cartoonist Neil Swaab rips into bloggers.... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Haha! Those are hilarious. There have been times at my house whenfour bloggers have been in one room, talking about blogging! How pathetic is that? They'll get a kick out of these. Thanks for the laugh.

Reply to Day Two Teaching Middle School Math in Misc JoeUser Forums

You kow, it can crumble in a variety of ways when considering fractions, decimals,and percentages....kidding, rat.

Tutoring Rica in Misc JoeUser Forums

Introduction Tutoring Rica gave me some first hand experience in working with an English Language Learner (ELL). Through this experience, I realized the importance of Rica’s background. The challenges that many teachers face surfaced quickly, and were difficult to manage. In visiting the ELL teacher’s room with Rica, I was able to view the kind of interac

Reply to I Fought the Tree and the Tree Won in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

This year, I've decided that I'm putting some lights on my banana tree and having cocktails with little unbrellas for my holiday celebrations!

Reply to Responses to "F#$% The South" in Politics JoeUser Forums

I read this post a while back after my man found it online. I think it's hilarious! I thought about putting it up on JU but I didn't wanto to deal with all the controversary. I got a huge laugh out of it though. Angry is right.

Reply to What kind of elitist are you? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Our party is shaping up pretty good here.

Day Two Teaching Middle School Math in Misc JoeUser Forums

Nothing too interesting today. I am more amazed that some adults never got a full math education. Math anxiety, some say. It's your teachers fault, you know! Teachers seem to hate explaining the hows and whys that make for a real understanding of math, instead of just number munching. I didn't understand the hows and whys of math until I started taking

Reply to The Nazi Death March of the American Right in Humor JoeUser Forums

Gheg topp lefties hop yupp yipp righties johg nor hin crakfa liberal hin crakfa conservative ohj ki stereotyping.

Breathe In, It Only Hurts For A Minute in Misc JoeUser Forums

We walk up the steps to the patio. He hands it to me. Breathe in. I hand it to her. Around and around. It’s been a long time, much too long a time. I couldn’t really remember, anyway. My head is in my hands, between my knees. It takes me a while to catch by breath. I hear the world before I can see it. It can’t wait, especially the sun. She has to

Reply to What kind of elitist are you? in Humor JoeUser Forums

History and Dharma I'll provide the wine and food if you two bring some good converstaion.

Reply to Morning Inspired in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

You're sweet, rat.

Reply to Where Will You Be? in Art JoeUser Forums

Hmmm. The character makes me long for days where I had less responsibility, more freedom, more time.

Reply to What kind of elitist are you? in Humor JoeUser Forums

My first response? The best kind. Haha. Ok, really? You know which wines go best with which foods, and you can make New York City's finest sommalier feel like a kid at a keg party. You wanna take that Emeril guy and beat him with a stick, but really - you've got more class than that. What people love: You know the best restaurants and what their specia