Shovelheat

Shovelheat

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Reply to Vice President Cheneys daughter is a lesbian in International JoeUser Forums

I guess the whole family likes Bush... I made this joke because, well...WHO GIVES A SHIT? Why aren't these clowns (or the public) worrying about the economy, our going to hell in a hand basket health care system, and wasting our $$$$ overseas on various give-a-way ventures. Good Lord, folks!!!!! I could

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Reply to Never feed your dog cabbage in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

Reminds me of the story of the guy who bought his blonde friend (a guy) an inflatable love doll. Later he asked him how it went. "It was going great--until I bit her neck and she farted and flew out the window...

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Reply to What constitues 'poor'? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

It all comes down to priorities, I guess. If you want to get right down to it, chosing to remain 'poor' has a lot of do with priorities as well. Oh hell yes! My son works in a grocery store and sees people buy food with food stamps but pay CASH for smokes, beer, and lottery tickets.

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Reply to Boo! I Scared You, I Think You Pooped Your Pants! in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm very city-fied.... I could deal with an completely empty city... but the thought of the woods or being on the ocean or stuck in the middle of nowhere, even with company freaks me out. Ahhh....but to me that's paradise...

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Reply to Boo! I Scared You, I Think You Pooped Your Pants! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Reminds me of an old joke: Once upon a time, there was a woman that got off on the smell of burning rubber. She would get in her car, drive 100 MPH and slam on the brakes as hard as she could and then breathe in that smell and would...well, just melt. So one day, while driving down the road she picked up a hitchhiker. She drove a little farther when the mood hit her so she accelerated to 100 and quickly approached a cliff. When she got nearly

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Reply to What constitues 'poor'? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

"Poor" is like "hell", a state of mind not a condition or a place. I've known penniless happy people and wealthy propertied misserable ones. To me, that's all it is

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Reply to God cannot be proven. in Religion JoeUser Forums

I think these questions apply here: Is it permissible for a reasonable scientist to fake his data? Can you describe evolution (which I am a vehement PRO-ponet of) without ever using the words best, better, optimum, or fittest? I think the argument over "God" is really just one over semantics. I think also of the line in Carl Sagan's Contact When the heroine was asked if she loved her dead father and she said "yes, of course" the reply w

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Reply to It amazes me.... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Tell me about it! I'm around 'em all the time! I've worked in a jail for 10 1/2 years now. One thing I have observed is if you make your stand IMMEDIATLEY upon first contact with the offensive, belligerent asshole and show them you WILL NOT tolerate one ounce of their bullshit, you will usually get along fine. I've noticed, curiously enough, that when a bully is put in their place, a lot of them cry like a baby! Imagine that...

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Reply to I have colic. in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Would the active cultures in yogurt help, or would that be more dairy to add to the problem? I know yogurt helps a child with colic...

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Reply to Do YOU really care? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Granted, I blog for my own peace of mind, but I do hope my blogs entertain, and to some tiny minor degree, enlighten a little to what very few read them. I care, but I echo Amitty in: ..but I know when not to care also.

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