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Reply to BaconWhores - A Level Above The Rest in Humor JoeUser Forums

dyno....are you a man or a woman?

Reply to Friends in Misc JoeUser Forums

Too dramatic. It's a growing experience. You'll make new friends, and if you truly think you're lost without them, you're (in my opinion), a bit lost already. "I only have a few people I can turn to now" That hardly sounds like you're bankrupt for friends. Maybe take stock and take a personal inventory of what you actually do have in your life, not what you think you're losing.

Reply to BaconWhores - A Level Above The Rest in Humor JoeUser Forums

Good Lord how large are you? I'm no bigger than 1XL myself.

Reply to Getting sucked into a jet engine makes me angry in Current Events JoeUser Forums

no problem. check out www.ogrish.com for some fun loving pictures of morbidity. No shame in having a morbid fetish, a morbid curiosity. We all have it.

BaconWhores - A Level Above The Rest in Humor JoeUser Forums

This is a weird site that caught my eye because I love bacon. I love it hot and greasy, and cold and dry. Kind of like my women. Ha. If you want to know if you have access to BaconWhores, type in your postal code and you'll see if there's an outlet near you. Maybe you might even find your future spouse. That's what men really want in life. Bacon, and whores. :)<!-- J

Reply to Deep Breath in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

why not skip the vodka and stay sober instead?

Reply to So the Axis of Evil has nukes... in Politics JoeUser Forums

"Of course one could reply that Iran and North Korea are evil nations, full of monkey-men and maniacs hell-bent on reaping havoc throughout the civilised world" Sorry and excuse me but what on earth makes you say something so untrue? Hell bent? To use that term one would think there would be some evidence. Are you basing your thought on the fact that neither country has been 'reaping havoc throughout the civilised world'? Are you that caught up in

Reply to Geopolitical power and the war in Iraq in War on Terror JoeUser Forums

"The 2 years since had brought on several hundred more deaths due to the "insurgency". A number that is pretty unimpressive when one considers that America's drunk drivers are more effective killers than the armed guerilla's that make up Iraq's insurgency." unimpressive? That's an interesting comment. What does that say about your definition and context of the word? In other words, what would the "insurgents" have to do and how many Americans woul

Reply to hi in Humor JoeUser Forums

hi and thanks shovel.

Reply to hi in Humor JoeUser Forums

Thanks for the curiosity. It's a play on words, but it's a personal thing. I'm sure someone here could figure it out though. And thanks for the welcome! Nice people here.

Reply to What is Truth? in Misc JoeUser Forums

You pose an abstract question about an even more opaque reality. To me, truth is as hard as stone. It can and frequently does hit someone in the face. Truth must hurt, and hurt is a very wide-ranging term. Discomfort is a good indicator for what is true and real. Truth is frequently followed with the thought that you'd rather not have heard what was said. Truth makes one think in the negative. A blatant lie is often softer and less damaging to a person

Making Deals With The Devil in War on Terror JoeUser Forums

I'm not sure exactly what category these recent negotiations with the fabled "insurgents" should fall under. The media always use the terms 'terrorists' and 'insurgents' in the same context. It makes for interesting considerations. For example, negotiating with the people constantly labelled as 'terrorists' makes for a fair and even parallel. "Either you are with us,

Reply to hi in Humor JoeUser Forums

I shall do my best Sir Daniel. I'm the jester's personal jester, the skeleton in the politician's closet, the air that the jester breathes and the skeleton that used to breathe, the headjester cheeze, the boss of jesterism, the stealer from the richer, and uh, the stealer of the poorer too I suppose, not to mention the brother to a sister whose favorite stuffed animal when she was young was a red mouse she named "squeaky".

Reply to hi in Humor JoeUser Forums

Why thank you Alison. Now that we've gotten to know each other would you like to go to bed with me now? Please say yes. I am lonely and not homely. I have one in the oven, one ready for you. Gosh this makes me so happy! I have a girlfriend now! Yay! Man that's great! I feel like a new man. So Alison, what kind of wedding would you like to have? I'd like a small cozy wedding if that's ok with you. Oh Alison, our life together will be soooooooo fantastic

hi in Humor JoeUser Forums

oi! Say hiho to me. Please. I'd be pleased to please anyone who pleases to please me.

Getting sucked into a jet engine makes me angry in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Heavy rain and a hood made it possible for a man not to see the huge engine he was about to be sucked into. Where's the smarts in this world?