Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Leak Leads Gators to Outback Bowl Win"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 2
Wonder what a poop would have done for them?
"Family: Boy, 2, Hit by SUV in Good Condition"--headline, Clarion-Ledger (Jackson, Miss.), Jan. 3
Nice to know the SUV is ok, now how about the poor little boy?
"Topless Women Plan Suit"--headline, Citizen (Auburn, N.Y.), Dec. 31
Hopefully it will be a full suit and not just the bottoms.
"Breast Jobs Divide a Nation"--headline, Age (Melbourne, Australia), Jan. 3
Women got them, Men dont! Wow! Who would have thunk it!
"ISU Senior Headed to China to Help 'Exploding' Dairy Industry"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Dec. 30
Well, they got suicide bombers in the Middle east, now they got suicide cows in China?
"Man to Be Sent Back to New Mexico in Explosives Case"--headline, KOB-TV Web site (Albuquerque, N.M.), Dec. 30
Passenger section on a plane would be more preferable!
"Mount St. Helens' Lava Astounds Scientists"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 30
Only scientists would be surprised to find lava in a volcano.
"Archbishop of Washington Recalls Last Pope"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 30
WOW! Powerful archbishop! I thought the only the Pope could do a recall!
"Men Are Useless During Childbirth, Scientists Imply"--headline, Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk, Va.), Jan. 1
Pretty important at conception tho!
, these are doozies!
