Daily Dose of Whacky and Weird Headlines

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"Reading X-Rays in Asbestos Suits Enriched Doctor"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 29

That is kind of going overboard with the protection!

"Colts Remain Unbeaten"--headline, Miami Herald, Nov. 29

Animals 1, People 0

"Health Tip: Snowboard Safely"--headline, HealthDayNews, Nov. 29

Here I thought the purpose was to careen wrecklessly down a mountain.  Live and Learn.

"Experts Say Online Gender Test Unreliable"--headline, WAVE-TV Web site (Louisville, Ky.), Nov. 28

There is a 100% method.  Go to the bathroom and do #1.  If you are standing, you are male.  If you are sitting, you are not.

"Sperm Donors Need More Privacy"--headline, Daily Campus (University of Connecticut), Nov. 28

Since when did it become a peep show?

"Airlines Struggle With Wheelchairs"--CNNMoney.com, Nov. 28

No wonder so many are declaring bankruptcy!  If they were struggling with planes, they might be making some money!  Wheelchairs dont fly!

"Helicopter to Survey City's Underground Resources"--headline, Santa Fe New Mexican, Nov. 29

I'll pass on that Helicopter ride!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmm, would love to see that underground helicopter. May be a good solution to traffic congestion.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Colts Remain Unbeaten"--headline, Miami Herald, Nov. 29


I'd like to beat 'em... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Where's my switch??
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hmmm, would love to see that underground helicopter. May be a good solution to traffic congestion.

At least jumping out of it would not be too dangerous!

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'd like to beat 'em... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Where's my switch??

If I read you right, you are a Patriots fan.  Dont ya think you have enough rings?  Time to pass the torch!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dont ya think you have enough rings? Time to pass the torch


Hey better watch it Doc....you are treading on Holy Ground.....HC is as hard core as they come!!!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hey better watch it Doc....you are treading on Holy Ground.....HC is as hard core as they come!!!

I tread on it a lot!  I am a Raiders fan!  TUCK RULE!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Chargers will stomp the Raiders tonight!