'divorce like' refunds

i knew i should have tried that man on before i bought him !

from JoeUser Forums

 

1/ It doesn’t fit me properly

2/ My mother hates it

3/ It looks different in the daylight

4/ I just didn’t like it when I got it home

5/ It lost its shape really quickly

6/ I was drunk when I chose it

7/ It makes me itchy

8/ It’s not warm enough

9/ It’s too small !

 

 

 
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

hehhehe, wicked wench, you!

it takes one to know one, sabrina my lovely !

mig xxx

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
A few for the male side:

1/ It's too loose.
2/ The maintenance costs were too high.
3/ I thought it was okay at first, but all of my friends told me to take it back.
4/ The smooth purring quickly became a shrill whine.
5/ It just doesn't work at all for 4 or 5 days out of every month.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Adorable! I love it!

I tried to think up some more to go with yours, but you got the all bases covered!

So glad to see you back.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh yeah, don't forget:

Every time I put it on, it gives me a rash.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
10. DINGO!


*wipes a tear away*

Memories.

(hehe)
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
In other words, divorce is buyer's remorse.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

In other words, divorce is buyer's remorse

stevendedalus ! wonderful !. the matrimonital version of 'caveat emptor' perhaps ? hehe

. DINGO!

chip, i took some photos of some DINGO PUPS yesterday at the Zoo !. I thought of you the whole time !. I'm going to try and find a way to publish them on here in your honour !

*wipes a tear away* Memories.

oh tex, wasn't that blog funny ?. it still makes me laugh too. and look out, the baby dingo pics may be coming soon and it will all start again !

Every time I put it on, it gives me a rash.

(that one is my favourite) ... citahellion, your comments bring so much to my articles that i'm tempted to email them to you before I post them !. and, as always, your wit absolutely tickles me !

mig xxx

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
chip, i took some photos of some DINGO PUPS yesterday at the Zoo !. I thought of you the whole time !. I'm going to try and find a way to publish them on here in your honour


I look forward to seeing them!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

I look forward to seeing them!

chip, they were soooo cute ... even the one that peed on me. *sigh*

i'm going right now to work out how to post photos in my blog (i used to know this stuff).

btw, if anyone else sees this and has good photo-posting advice, please throw it my way ! thanks !

mig XXX