Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"France Takes New Steps to Fight Global Warming"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 15

I understand that cars are a cause of global warming, but burning them seems to defeat the purpose.

"U.S. Attorney General Condemns Torture at Sydney Press Conference"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 14

Them Aussies can be mean!

"Retail Sales Outside of Autos Post Gains"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 15

Inside of Autos, people are too busy Driving.

"Sauerkraut Could Fight Bird Flu, Say Scientists"--headline, Sunday Telegraph (London), Nov. 13

The smell probably kills it!

"Health Tip: Don't Overuse Laxatives"--headline, HealthDayNews, Nov. 15

Well, at least you wont be full of poop!

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--"France Takes New Steps to Fight Global Warming"--

I thought they already surrendered to global warming.

--"U.S. Attorney General Condemns Torture at Sydney Press Conference"--

I heard if they don't like your answers they take you Outback.

--"Retail Sales Outside of Autos Post Gains"--

Sales INSIDE my auto have post gains. Maybe I need to stop going to fast food drive-thrus.

--"Sauerkraut Could Fight Bird Flu"--

Damn what boxing has lost in skillful fighters they made up with crazy nicknames.

--"Health Tip: Don't Overuse Laxatives"--

That health tip was by people who never has taken any laxatives in their lives, so in my opinion they're full of crap.
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Reply By: MasonM

Keep em laughing!

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--"Sauerkraut Could Fight Bird Flu"--

Damn what boxing has lost in skillful fighters they made up with crazy nicknames.

Maybe it is a karate tournament?