Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"A Year Later, Arafat Mourners Are Subdued"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 11

And Francisco Franco is still dead.

"When Experts Need Experts"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 10

Followup:  When novices need novices.

"CDC: More Flu Vaccine Should Ease Shortage"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 10

And all the while I thought that more vaccine caused the shortage!  Gorrrllleeeee!

"Seventies Oatmeal Still Tastes OK"--headline, Wired News, Nov. 14

WHo wants 30 year old oatmeal? Blecch!

"Man Accused of Watching Child Porn Being Filmed in Court Today"--headline, WISN-TV Web site (Milwaukee), Nov. 14

I thought courts were supposed to guard against child porn, not film it!

"Wagner Is Top Priority for Mets and Phillies"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 11

The way the Mets are playing, they might as well do Opera!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"When Experts Need Experts"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 10

Followup: When novices need novices.

"CDC: More Flu Vaccine Should Ease Shortage"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 10

And all the while I thought that more vaccine caused the shortage! Gorrrllleeeee!

"Seventies Oatmeal Still Tastes OK"--headline, Wired News, Nov. 14

WHo wants 30 year old oatmeal? Blecch!

"Man Accused of Watching Child Porn Being Filmed in Court Today"--headline, WISN-TV Web site (Milwaukee), Nov. 14

I thought courts were supposed to guard against child porn, not film it!"
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

"Man Accused of Watching Child Porn Being Filmed in Court Today"


Good lighting and acoustics in a courtroom.
Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

These were funny on their own!  Editors got to graduate past the 6th grade!

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Good lighting and acoustics in a courtroom.

That Explains it!  Now what is underneath those judges robes?

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Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: MasonM

Thank you sir!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I liked the court one the best. Judges Gone Wild?

--"Seventies Oatmeal Still Tastes OK"--

I would never try that diet, but again I like going against the grain.