Trailer Trash Inventions!

From whence it came, no one knows...

from JoeUser Forums

Someone from a trailer park must have invented toothpaste.

Otherwise, it'd be called "teeth-paste."

Bwah hah hah hah!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
You haven't lived until you've eaten on a table that was once a wooden cable spool at a construction site!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
How do you circumcize a guy from a trailer park?




Kick his sister in the chin.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

You haven't lived until you've eaten on a table that was once a wooden cable spool at a construction site!

Dont diss my first table! (after I moved out of my parents home).

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
You haven't lived until you've eaten on a table that was once a wooden cable spool at a construction site!


But have you collected an entire dining set, and had four of the smaller ones for chairs? And let us not forget the ever classy cinderblock and 1 x 8" sideboard........
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Gosh, here is MN. those wooden cable spools are all the rage!
People almost fight over them at the 2nd hand stores!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Buwhahahaha....if you can afford to buy them then its not the same as trailer trash....its not the same as getting it from a neighbor who stole it from some place he worked for 5 minutes.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Using lattice as wrap around skirting because you can't afford the real stuff.

Having a really mean dog tied up to a tree outside that sometimes you feed and other times you forget, so the neighbors on that side of the tree won't come into your yard.

Using cement blocks for steps to get into your trailer because "Who needs them fancy factory made steps?"

And my personal favorite....pad locking the outside of your front door so no one will break in and take your worthless stuff...(yeah, my dad did that and I had to wear that key around my neck many years of my young life! Buwhahah)
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey yall, writing for South Texas. Just acquired a wooden cable spool about 6 feet tall. I'm thinking about putting a coat of water seal on it.
Looking for any comments on how to make it top notch trailer trash material.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey yall, writing from South Texas. Just acquired a wooden cable spool about 6 feet tall. I'm thinking about putting a coat of water seal on it.
Looking for any comments on how to make it top notch trailer trash material.