It's Wrong of Me to Want This

from JoeUser Forums
In fact, it may endanger my growing spirituality and faith. It certainly won't impress people that I'm trying to convince that I'm sincere.

But he is f'n Metal, you know? And so is the shirt!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, no, your priest called and said you're excommunicated now. I think he mentioned something about Lamentations 3:38-40.

Personally I think you're under the possession of the sergeant major, and I'd suggest Psalm 109:8.

Whatever, it's all Psalm 107:8, if jacked up a little.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Of course, I had to go and look it all up. New compulsion.

the sergeant major


Did you know we swapped out already?

Psalm 107:8, if jacked up a little.


A little? "Let us praise him for his hi score."
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Did you know we swapped out already?


See? Prayer works.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would totally wear that to church, and bask in the glow of the indignant stares from all the churchy people. That's even better than the 'Jesus is my homeboy' t-shirts
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would totally wear that to church


I was just now mentally balking at even wearing it to work. It's good to have support, though.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would totally wear that to church, and bask in the glow of the indignant stares from all the churchy people


Me too.

Buy the t-shirt! You know you want to........
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Greywar bought me that shirt. I think her bought it for me though because of my anti-religion stance though. And it is f'n metal.

EL

 

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, Greywar is still known as "the Guardrail Jesus" in some circles (of one, mostly).

(I'm doing my best to fill in, but I can't stomach coffee...)
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
(I'm doing my best to fill in, but I can't stomach coffee...)


You've gotta. It's the only way to get your ph balance down enough to be that acerbic.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Here's the comic that inspired the shirt: Link
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's been discontinued! Waaaugh!

Probably for the best, though.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Haha. Keeping my funny, inappropriate quip to myself.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nooooooo not for the best!