Daily Dose of Wierd and Whacky headlines

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"U.K. Soldiers Serving in War to Get Germ-Fighting Underwear"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 18

Wouldn't Condoms be easier and more effective?

"Fish Kill Likely Caused by Fishing Operation"--headline, WBAL-TV Web site (Baltimore), Aug. 17

And here I thought it was the breeding operation!  Shazaam!

"Health Tip: Prevent Chemical Poisoning"--headline, HealthDayNews, Aug. 17

Another Shazaam!  WHo would have thunk it?

"Experts Warn of Deafening Growth in Personal Music"--headline, Times (London), Aug. 18

Yea, but who can hear them?

"Leipheimer Tames Rettenbachferner to Take Lead"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 18

This is English?

"Study: Tap Water Poses Little Pregnancy Risk"--headline, MSNBC.com, Aug. 16

Yea, but those Quickies sure skew the results!

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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
These are tooooo funny Doc! Solid, on the nose!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

These are tooooo funny Doc! Solid, on the nose!

Thank you dear lady!  As always, you keep me coming back to find more of them!

 

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Reply By: Içonoçlast

Pipeline deaths?  Must be a booming Business.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pipeline deaths? Must be a booming Business.


Did you miss the pun?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Did you miss the pun?

I read beyond.  Ted B lyon, but pipeline deaths are a new field!

(god I hate those puns!)

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
pipeline deaths


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Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
An oldie but goody



Must be the obvious experts.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: stubbyfinger

You mean it was not global warming?