Ga'ould are here!

The False gods are trying for a comeback!

http://dharmagrl.joeuser.com/index.asp?aid=82648
from JoeUser Forums

We were recently told about an operation of one of our beloved ones at JU.  And we all hoped and prayed she would pull through.

But what we did not know was that she was actually getting a Ga'ould Larva implanted in her!  Yes!  check out the link!  Anyone seen that before?

Let me clue you in. Teal'c on Stargate SG1?  See the similarity?  Uh, huh. Uh, huh!

Now we know that Dharma is Really a Jaffa!  Fierce warrior and carrier of a Ga'ould Larva!  ready to grow and one day to become a system lord!

You were Clever Dharma!  A leetle too clever!  You looked too much like a surgery patient!  Now we know that was just to cover up your implantation!

So when does Ra return?  Uh, huh!

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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hehehehehehe.......Right!

Ok, I have stopped laughing.  You dont get the Sci Fi channel do you?

Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh my, maybe Dharma can have the to'k ra remove it before her larva matures.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
AARRRGGHHH!!!  My dastardly plot has been rumbled!  And to think I would have gotten away with it had it not been for you meddling kids!!!!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Oh my, maybe Dharma can have the to'k ra remove it before her larva matures.

That would be you MM!  Are you up to the job?

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

AARRRGGHHH!!! My dastardly plot has been rumbled! And to think I would have gotten away with it had it not been for you meddling kids!!!!

Uh, Dharma, wrong movie!  This is Stargate, not Scooby doo!

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

no

Shazbatt!  It is on all night tonight and is my wife's favorite series!  You have to see it to understand.  Or do you?

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Uh, Dharma, wrong movie! This is Stargate, not Scooby doo!


I know, DG. That was my lame attempt at humor....
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
You have to see it to understand. Or do you?


no I don't.... we get all the crappy shows from the States and Britain... but not the good ones.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
6 by Dr. Guy
Monday, August 08, 2005


Oh my, maybe Dharma can have the to'k ra remove it before her larva matures.

That would be you MM! Are you up to the job?


yep if hubby asks me I will remove the symbiote and stomp it into a slush puddle.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Monday, August 08, 2005Hehehehehehe.......Right!Ok, I have stopped laughing. You dont get the Sci Fi channel do you


oh my goodness! I GET the Sci-Fi Channel.. I just don't watch it. Least not since they took away "Dark Shadows"!!!

however, ......I'll help the gang with Dharma I can babysit the wee one....heheh those "larva" thingys are harmless.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

I know, DG. That was my lame attempt at humor....

Rats all right raggy!

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

no I don't.... we get all the crappy shows from the States and Britain... but not the good ones.

You might be able to rent the videos.  However since it is in the 8th season, that might be a lot of them!

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

yep if hubby asks me I will remove the symbiote and stomp it into a slush puddle.

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'll help the gang with Dharma I can babysit the wee one....heheh those "larva" thingys are harmless.

Ewww!  They may be harmless, but who wants a worm in your stomach????

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ewww! They may be harmless, but who wants a worm in your stomach????


Remember those worms are super intelligent and give you powers you can do so much with! Hehe, if her voice changes we'll definately know it's for real!


I was in seventh heaven with Stargate night on the SciFi network on Monday nights!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
#16 by Dr. Guy
Tuesday, August 09, 2005


I'll help the gang with Dharma I can babysit the wee one....heheh those "larva" thingys are harmless.

Ewww! They may be harmless, but who wants a worm in your stomach????


just remember when they mature they glom on to your spinal cord and take over.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

Remember those worms are super intelligent and give you powers you can do so much with! Hehe, if her voice changes we'll definately know it's for real!

No, that is when they attach to your brain stem.  The Larva just help your body heal.

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

just remember when they mature they glom on to your spinal cord and take over.

As an expert on Ga'oulds, I can tell you that a Larva cannot inhabit the same host as an adult due to the beefed up immune system.  SO once they grow up, they have to inhabit another host.