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"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Havoc in Mexico" - Associate Press, Tuesday, July 19, 2005

See?  Some Hurricans can do good.  Havoc is now wrecked in Mexico!

"London Bombing Briefs"--headline, Olympian (Olympia, Wash.), July 12

British switching to boxers.

"Death Less Painful for the Rich"--headline, LiveScience.com, July 8

Are they less dead as well?

"Judge Condemns Interior Department"--headline, Associated Press, July 12

New Shopping Mall to be built in its place.

"New Study: 16% of Studies contradicted by Studies"-- StarTribune, July 13, 2005

Did it contradict itself?

"Most Unaware They Have West Nile"--headline, London (Ontario) Free Press, July 13

Egypt however, knows it has it!

"White House to Ask for Yet More Vet Care"--headline, Associated Press, July 12

Bush Dogs are seriously ill!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"New Study: 16% of Studies contradicted by Studies"-- StarTribune, July 13, 2005

Did it contradict itself?




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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

think these are some of your best yet!

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
--"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Havoc in Mexico"--
I think havoc in Mexico is hammock. I read a headline that said,"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Mayor's Comic" but after reading more turned out to be his Honda Civic.

__"Judge Condemns Interior Department"--
Reminds me of the time Jessica Simpson visited the White House and after admiring all the rooms said, "Tell the Secretary of the Interior that he did a great job"

--"New Study:16% of Studies contradicted by Studies"--
That's an instant Hall of Fame headline. Even though I had to re-read
it 3 times.

--"White House to Ask for Yet More Vet Care"--
Why? Hillary and Chelsea aren't there no more.

--"Most Unaware They Have West Nile"--
--Egypt however,knows they have it!--
yes, but some Egyptians are in De Nile.


Well I tried, Doc and I think mine were an astounding "deferred success".
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Reply By: uDigItTheMost

Great again! The interior was priceless and the last pure wit!