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"Navy Destroyer Gun Fired, no Injuries" --- Richmond Times Dispatch, June 7, 2005

Those gunners better get in more target practice!

"Charlotte Church: Bush Is a Wierdo"--headline, Paisley (Scotland) Daily Express, June 3

Not all Churches are conservative I guess.

"Distraction, not age, makes us forget things, experts say" -- subheadline, Houston Chronicle, June 5

Ok, so why do old people have more distractions then?

"Dental Society Picks 107th President"--headline, Hartford Courant (second item), June 3

Wouldn't flossing him have been better?

"Marshals Locate, Shoot Suspect, He's Now 'Critical' "--headline, Arizona Republic, June 4

Shoot me, and I am not going to vote you ms popular either!

"Byrd Is Ejected in Nats' Win"--headline, Washington Post, June 5

Seems it is not only the Senate that does not want Sheets either.

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Junk food facing expulsion in New Jersey

Here's another one you missed from CNN...

Hope they get the barf bags ready...
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Junk food facing expulsion in New Jersey

Would you want them to get detention instead?

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I hadn't heard that. I better get near the toilet soon.