Gone To The Dogs

Aint nothin' but a hound dog...

from JoeUser Forums
I got sent this and thought you all might enjoy it as well. Have a great weekend all.
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What Dogs Are Really Thinking
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons... now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WhooooHoooooooo. what a proud moment for the top of the food chain!

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet!

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???... Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, we both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your shit, do you?
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Now lay off me on some of these thing's, we both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your shit, do you?

I thought it was the cats that had an attitude!! They must have formed some kind of union in the animal world.....
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
So did I until I read this... My cat has always hated others cats and loved dogs instead. I think she thinks she is the Queen of Dogs. Maybe she had something to do with this change in attitude. It wouldn't surprise me.

Have a great weekend.

Maso
Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Brilliant. We never see how stupid we are compared to animals.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
This is very funny Maso. A good glimpse into the lives of our four legged pals!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Champas, I agree. Sure, I have opposable thumbs, but all that means for my cat is I can easily open the fridge, food packets etc. So in her eyes, I have my uses, even if these are limited.

Serenity, thanks for the comments and I'm glad you liked it too.

Cheers,

Maso
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
LW - thanks. Glad you liked it. I re-read it again this morning and it made me laugh again, particularly number 10.

Cheers,

Maso
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
The last one reminds me of something a comic said. I don't remember who it was.

If an alien civilization is watching us, and it sees one species picking up the shit of another species, which would they think is superior?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Iconoclast,

If an alien civilization is watching us, and it sees one species picking up the shit of another species, which would they think is superior?


Funny but true. How about this as well: if an alien species were to look down at our world, observe the dominant land-dwelling species who are destroy and polluting their environment, and the dominant water-dwelling species, who live in harmony with their environment, who do you think they'd contact first?

Thanks for your comments.