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"Drug Case Falls Apart Falls Apart"--headline, Minneapolis Star Tribune, May 14

This is your Brain.  This is the Editors brain on drugs on drugs on drugs........

"Global Events Influence Grads' Lives"--headline, Tucson Citizen, May 14

They influence non grad lives too!

"50 Cent Avoids Jail Time in Plea Deal"--headline, Associated Press, May 13

I want to get arrested there!  Anyone got fitty cents?

"Well Endowed Fish Get the Girls"--headline, LiveScience.com, May 11

I want to know who measures the fish to figure out who the well endowed ones are?????

"Lawmakers Propose Greyhound Racing Ban"--headline, WCVB-TV Web site (Boston), May 16

Now the busses will have to obey the speed limits!

"Backers: We Have Stem Cell Votes"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, May 17

{Note the city}  What, they ran out of dead people to vote?

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
This is your Brain. This is the Editors brain on drugs on drugs on drugs........

Chillllll duuuuuuuude.....

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Funny as usual.
Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Chillllll duuuuuuuude.....

Guess the editors were sampling some of the evidence.

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Funny as usual.

Thanks!  Hope it helps to relieve the aches from the 5 miles today!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
And the laughter continues....priceless!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

And the laughter continues....priceless!

How better to end the week? Doc says Laughter is the best medicine.