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"Mime Plan's Language Draws Offense"--headline, Boston Globe, May 3

Did he give the finger?

"Concessions Urged As Nuclear Fears Rise"--headline, Associated Press, May 2

Hot Dogs!  Get your red hot Hot dogs here!

"Iraq Swears in New Government; One Christian in New Cabinet"--headline, Assyrian International News Agency, May 3

Maybe the Christian will stop them from swearing in government?

"Study: Africa Worst Place for Moms, Kids"--headline, Associated Press, May 3

But dads are safe.

"Defense: England Oxygen-Deprived at Birth"--headline, Associated Press, May 3

Well, that explains the English.  What is the French excuse?


"Rehabilitated Dolphins Released in Fla."--headline, Associated Press, May 3

They did the crime, they paid with time!  Glad the corrections department works on some species.

"SUV Crashes Into Pool Moments After Leaving College"--headline, Boston Globe, May 3

Dont they teach SUVs anything in those colleges?

"Close Encounters on Rise as UFOs Seize Imagination of Chinese" -- headline, Agence France-Presse, May 3

NOw how are the billions of Chinese going to imagine things?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Defense: England Oxygen-Deprived at Birth"--headline, Associated Press, May 3

Well, that explains the English. What is the French excuse?


Snails.

"Close Encounters on Rise as UFOs Seize Imagination of Chinese" -- headline, Agence France-Presse, May 3

NOw how are the billions of Chinese going to imagine things?


I guess ET needed it to make their fortune cookies.




Too funny.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Snails.

Hey!  I like snails!  Oh, but wait, I am french too!

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, but wait, I am french too!


Nobody's perfekt.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
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Friday, May 06, 2005


Oh, but wait, I am french too!


Nobody's perfekt.


eye am!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

eye am!

You are mary Poppins?

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahahhahahahahahhh! Those are good, as always! My favourite:
"Iraq Swears in New Government; One Christian in New Cabinet"--headline, Assyrian International News Agency, May 3

Maybe the Christian will stop them from swearing in government?


Hilarious!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
BTW how is it that Mary Poppins is perfect?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
BTW how is it that Mary Poppins is perfect?


Ever seen Nip/Tuck?
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

BTW how is it that Mary Poppins is perfect?

Mary popins!  Practically perfect in every way! (Guess you have never seen the movie!)

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ever seen Nip/Tuck?

Wrong Generation!

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wrong Generation!


Perhaps, but it was still mildly amusing. To me anyway.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hilarious, as always. You do a good job on these headlines.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hilarious, as always. You do a good job on these headlines.

These are easy.  All I got to do is cut and paste.  Editors write all the material!

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

Yep, funny as always Doc!

Thanks again!

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Rehabilitated Dolphins Released in Fla."--headline, Associated Press, May 3

They did the crime, they paid with time! Glad the corrections department works on some species.


See, my 4 phase plan for justice even works on Dolphins!!

They released them On Porpoise, just for Dolphin of it! ;~D
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
These are easy. All I got to do is cut and paste. Editors write all the material!


Heh, yeah, I was just referring to your commentary. I should have made that clearer.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
They released them On Porpoise, just for Dolphin of it! ;~D


That's just wrong.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

Rehabilitated Dolphins Released in Fla."--headline, Associated Press, May 3

They did the crime, they paid with time! Glad the corrections department works on some species.


Boo!
They released them On Porpoise, just for Dolphin of it! ;~D


That is just so bad.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

They released them On Porpoise, just for Dolphin of it! ;~D

Never knew you were so versatile!  But your puns........{{groan}}

Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

Heh, yeah, I was just referring to your commentary. I should have made that clearer.

Well, when you got such first class writers doing the straight lines, the rest is easy!  Thanks.

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top

That is just so bad.

I guess you missed the porpoise?