The great bank robbery
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Here's one more from Glen 
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
>> disabling the security system got underway immediately.
>> The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled
>> with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller
>> safes throughout the bank.
>> The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
>> found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
>> As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
>> least we'll have a bit to eat."
>> The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
>> but vanilla pudding.
>> The process continued until all safes were opened.
>> They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
>> gold.
>> Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
>> Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
>> nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach
>>
>> The newspaper headline read:
>> IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
>> disabling the security system got underway immediately.
>> The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled
>> with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller
>> safes throughout the bank.
>> The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
>> found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
>> As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
>> least we'll have a bit to eat."
>> The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
>> but vanilla pudding.
>> The process continued until all safes were opened.
>> They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
>> gold.
>> Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
>> Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
>> nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach
>>
>> The newspaper headline read:
>> IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
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