Pope on Feeding Tube

Michael Schiavo Files Suit

Upon Learning that the Pope was on a feeding tube, Michael Schiavo declared he would take it to court and file an amicus brief ti have the tube removed.

"What is good for the gander, is good for the goose." Michael declared of his actions.

A strong death proponent, he has stated that no one should suffer with a feeding tube stuck in them as it is cruel and unusual punishment.  Where as "starvation and dehydration is much more Humane.

After the death of his wife, Michael has also stated he will file a lawsuit to stop welfare and WIC (Woman and Infant Children) payments as no one should be force fed and that starvation is "euphoric and beautiful".

There was no response from the objects of his lawsuits, which Michael took to mean they must be brain dead.

Developing story.

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heh heh ahhhhhhh yes doc yer a sick puppy, and I love it.
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If only I hadn't had school this morning...If only I had seen the news this morning...I had this idea in my mind since last night when I heard the pope might go on a feeding tube...damn you doctor...youre stealing my satiric fire...
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heh heh ahhhhhhh yes doc yer a sick puppy, and I love it.

YUP!  Never denied it either!

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If only I hadn't had school this morning...If only I had seen the news this morning...I had this idea in my mind since last night when I heard the pope might go on a feeding tube...damn you doctor...youre stealing my satiric fire...

Thank you Phil.  I take that as the highest form of compliment!

Truth be told, I thought of a few more zingers after I posted it, but figured I would leave some beef for others!

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Truth be told, I thought of a few more zingers after I posted it, but figured I would leave some beef for others!


Yeah, I would have put something in about him shacking up with Buddha two weeks after the pope went on the tube.