how to tell the sex of a fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.



"What are you doing?" She asked.



"Hunting Flies" He responded.



"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.



"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked.




"How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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Reply #2 Top
Hehe, glad u liked it.

this is the cleanest joke i got from Glen (darren's best mate) in a long time so i thought it deserved its place on JU
Reply #3 Top
Hahahahahahaa! Good one!
Reply #4 Top
To Jill

Good, no one thinks it's sexist, hee hee!
Reply #5 Top
Lol, I like it!

It's clean humor... which is kinda hard to come by these days.

Peace,

Beebes
Reply #6 Top
Hey, Beebes, something clean for once huh! lol
Reply #7 Top
Ha, ha, made me laugh! Very funny!
Reply #8 Top
to foreverserenity!