Pre-Interview Freewrite
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On the Sunday funnies you may need more than one panel,
to comprehend the predeath initial ranks in battle,
but look at me, I prattle on,
and I tattle on,
those I envy,
those sitting upon the eroding levy,
I drove the Toyota to those who used to know ya,
but they didn't know the way, they offered me no solice,
I applied, I interviewed, I was hired, but there was no corner office,
no spectacular view to look down upon those who were covering my shifts,
in the grocery stores, or waitressing the continental breakfast drift,
I shaved my beard, took the rings out my ears,
so that I'd looked nothing like I really appear,
I entered the room and laid it out on the table,
readily willing, and steadily able.
to comprehend the predeath initial ranks in battle,
but look at me, I prattle on,
and I tattle on,
those I envy,
those sitting upon the eroding levy,
I drove the Toyota to those who used to know ya,
but they didn't know the way, they offered me no solice,
I applied, I interviewed, I was hired, but there was no corner office,
no spectacular view to look down upon those who were covering my shifts,
in the grocery stores, or waitressing the continental breakfast drift,
I shaved my beard, took the rings out my ears,
so that I'd looked nothing like I really appear,
I entered the room and laid it out on the table,
readily willing, and steadily able.