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MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The thread hijacking pirate swoops down on the useless fodder and turns it into something even less usefull.
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get
there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on
the ducks." So they entered heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all
over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on
one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St.Peter
chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to thisugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely
ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the
first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She
manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter
comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on very
tall, tanned and muscular. St. Peter chains them together and leaves without
saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you,
but I stepped on a duck."

Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old
son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and
the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those
are called condoms, son....
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of
3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.
One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
"Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for
Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking
up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those
are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for
March........" >>

couslee...you sound like a perfect candidate for the pirates of G.R.O.S.S.

Don't worry, someone from G.R.O.S.S. will contact you shortly.

It's obviously that time of year - check your license for the sanity clause.....


What - You can't find one????

Well - you should all know that there ain't no sanity clause.......



Alex

~SDC~
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I hope your not inferring that I am some kiddie on school vacation. LOL

No - but I'm a teacher on school vacation

Alex


~SDC~

:VOMIT:

just testing

YEAH, BABY!!! Nothin' like a smiley pukin' to make the conversations more fun!!!

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