microsoft assistants?

because this site is devoted to customizing our computing experience, i'm wondering if anyone knows if, and where, i can find additional assistants for microsoft's programs, ie, outlook, word, etc.? clippy, or whatever his name is, is old, the cat is cute, but i'm bored again. i've found the agents, but prefer not to use them and instead would just like the simple little assistants. any ideas are appreciated. thanks much.
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I just went to google and searched for "microsoft office assistants." Of the initial links listed on the first page, only one had an assistant which I had not seen. The "NerdBird" - available at http://www.nerdbird.dk/assistant/

Interestingly, on the second page of links, there is a link for creating new Office Assistants.
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You can find the office assistants at this link: http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/results.aspx?Scope=DC&Query=assistants



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thanks. i found some of these assistants, but they're from office 97 and i wasn't sure if xp would accept them.
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For heaven's sake!!!

Please don't encourage Microsoft any further with these complete WOFTAMs!!!

AAARRGH Office assistant! Get thee the h$ll away from my computer!



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Just a wee bit of overreaction possibly....



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NOOOooooo!!! Office Assistants are EVIL and oxymoronic to boot!!

I'd be asking for MSOffice excorcists if I were you - for pity's sake!!!

Quick! Where's my string of garlic bulbs (retreats to the mirrored room) ??





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hey, hey, hey...i was just asking. you can turn them off if you don't like them. i don't use them as i have turned off their controls, but i don't mind the little cat hanging around the screen now and then. looking at a monitor all day is not fun, so i prefer to have something different now and then. meow.