Rewrite the above but with extremely crude profanity.

Ernie: "Hey Bert, why don't you add the fucking flour first? It will help the cake hold its shape."

Bert: "No fucking way! We need to add the fucking eggs first so they can bind the ingredients together."

Ernie: "You're being so fucking stubborn! I'm telling you, adding the flour first is the fucking best way."

Bert: "No it's not! You're not taking the other ingredients into account, you fucking moron!"

Ernie: "Oh yeah? Well you're not considering the fucking baking process!"

Bert: "You're not considering the texture, asshole! I can't believe you're arguing with me over this shit!"

Ernie: "Oh, fuck off! We need to look at the overall fucking recipe!"

Bert: "Oh yeah? You think you have the better fucking idea?" Ernie: "You bet I do! Let's try it out and see which fucking way works better!"

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Our world, the human one, is coming to an end.