1. I might start using this front now.
2. Just call me DARCA. 
3. I was honest, I don't know how to feel about this as its hard to imagine it working but of it did it would be awesome, so I'm neutral.
4. Yes I like to have the last word just as much as the next person but meaningless? (and to call me out because of a old odd little grudge) I think you need to relax more like me.
5. How about a virtual handshake? As friends(ish) not leaving hidden mild sarcastic insulting messages for each other? What ya say? 
DARCA. 