My kid’s deranged sense of humor

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Clearly my offensiveness is a genetic condition.  Therefore, I have a disability and nothing is my fault. Smile

Seriously though, here’s some fun my teenage son had with photoshop he sent me.

 

Top X rejected flavors for chips.

 

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I won’t post the others he sent.  They’re unprintable…

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ah...like father like son....

At least that likely counts out any 'involvement' from 'the Milkman' ....;)

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I won’t post the others he sent. They’re unprintable…
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Oh, go on.... we're all a little twisted here...   ;P   

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 2


I won’t post the others he sent. They’re unprintable…

Oh, go on.... we're all a little twisted here...     
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Speak for yourself!

I'll have you know I'm a lot twisted... worserer than a pretzel, even.  :grin:

Reply #4 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 2


I won’t post the others he sent. They’re unprintable…

Oh, go on.... we're all a little twisted here...     
End of sydneysiders's quote

 

Go ahead, were all adults here.  Well, maybe I should say we all have accrued a sufficient number of years to be considered adults.

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 4
sufficient number of years to be considered adults.
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Huh!?!? Why...what...who...okay. Rant over. :P

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

 

Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 4
Well, maybe I should say we all have accrued a sufficient number of years to be considered adults.
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I believe I resemble that remark.  :O :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #7 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Philly0381, reply 6

 
Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 4Well, maybe I should say we all have accrued a sufficient number of years to be considered adults.

I believe I resemble that remark. 
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but you definitely LOOK like it, and I know I am even MORE confuserating to the point where the younguns can not even understand me.

harpo (the multidimensionally twisted knot)

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting harpo99999, reply 7
multidimensionally twisted knot
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As opposed to tongue tied and twisted earthbound misfit.

I like that song.

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 3
I'll have you know I'm a lot twisted... worserer than a pretzel, even.
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well... we ALL know that....

maybe a link to them... and a warning for the....non-twisted...   :|

most of us will have raised a teenage boy with a deranged sense of humour... it goes with the territory...  ;)

 

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 9
most of us will have raised a teenage boy with a deranged sense of humour... it goes with the territory...
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I was raised with a deranged sense of humour....though in my day it was the Goons....then the Goodies....and finally Monty Python ...;)

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Jafo, reply 10
the Goons....then the Goodies....and finally Monty Python
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yep... the trifecta of lunacy...   :thumbsup:

and it's great how many people of our ilk.. make sure their kids have grown up with a decent diet of them as well...

 

Reply #12 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Jafo, reply 10
I was raised with a deranged sense of humour....though in my day it was the Goons....then the Goodies....and finally Monty Python
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the wholly grill for humer

harpo (the multidimensionally twisted knot)

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Jafo, reply 1

Ah...like father like son....

At least that likely counts out any 'involvement' from 'the Milkman' ....
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Hmmm, I read this earlier and it got me to thinking.

What if the milkman is a complete nutter living on the lunatic fringe? :w00t:

Doesn't completely exclude him, then, does it? :(O

Then there's the coalman, the baker and the candlestick maker. }:)

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

the second one is funny haha XD

Reply #15 from Elemental Forums Top

Starkers, you really are milking it this time...

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 15

Starkers, you really are milking it this time...
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Yup, saves stealing next door's cow. 

Now there's a set of udders! Firm and supple, not saggy ... and Buttercup's so proud of 'em.

She don't let just anybody touch 'em.  I'm her fave cos I always warm my hands and very gently pull her succulent teets.

:-"

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Next thing ya know starkers will reinvent animal husbandry...with a little help from the redneck.

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Uvah, reply 17

Next thing ya know starkers will reinvent animal husbandry...with a little help from the redneck.
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Nah, he's done that all on his own.... husbanding sheep and a few of them thar heiffers.

 

It's just like Little Johnny telling the class about his Summer vacation on his grandad's farm...

"Well I saw some sheep and some goats and some fuckers."

"What was that?" Shrieked the teacher.

"Fuckers, miss!"

"That can't be right." exclaimed the teacher

Well grandad called 'em effers, but I knew what he meant." :grin:

Reply #20 from Elemental Forums Top

@ Uval  Great tune!  Thx.  So much music, so little time...