Why do we love to....
...sit around in the game lobby for 25 minutes waiting for someone ELSE to volunteer to be captain?
...sit around in the game lobby for 25 minutes waiting for someone ELSE to volunteer to be captain?
I'm sorry for you. No meaningful replies in like, four hours...
We do it because we can, because we want to, and because we do it to spite you.
Because I never know more than 3 other people in the lobby.
I don't know anyone in the lobby, I don't go to the lobby.
The people there scare me, I'm sure they'd destroy me if I played against them :/
I've only played against friends and pretty much destroyed all of them but I'm pretty sure that was just them being bad rather than me being awesome.
Because Mr. Book....
There's always the chance kbroke will come to troll the lobby...
Or HuyMac will come TO TELL ME HOW HE OWNS MY MOTHER VIA THE FEDERAL RESERVE....
Or JakeMac will come and then I CAN USE BIG ADULT WORDS and he won't understand....
Or because Star might join and I can badger the host to allow wail so I can wail my teammates...
Or some troll will pretend to be a dev, at which point I will incessantly bitch at them for taking down the troll list (which they inevitably will know nothing about)....
Or because I want to make damn sure the Chinese players fixed their proxy so they don't lag like hell...
Or because I want to be the person that sends the number....and I want the number to be 4.5....
You monster!
THIS is all it took to put him over the edge? I gave up on Seleucia the moment I say his first post...
I also enjoy reading his posts aloud. I find his use of iambic pentameter especially compelling.
Thou dost starbase too much, good sir!
All we need in the game now is an upgrade for space ponies and we'll have another champion.
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