DEAR DEVS,I BEAT OTHER PLAYERS......

Dear Devs! I play with my favorite Vasari Rebel and I always beat other players!!!I think other races should be buffed and made easier to play!!!

I even beat other players when I play Vasari Loyalist!!!This IS JUST TOO EASY!!!PLZ FIX THIS.

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This is a ripoff of Sinperiums post.....Therefore is this not a good troll. This post is the troll of a troll, therefore it does not troll effectively.

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who cares

 

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You see, some trolls are funny and others just smell that way.

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1/10

jk

0/10 for poor effort.  did i mention i didn't laugh?

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MUAHAHHAHAHA

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I don't understand....it seems like you are sarcastically implying that Vasari are OP, but I don't find that to be the case...if there ever was an OP element in this game, it's the ability to have 2 SBs in a gravity well...or the ability to spawn culture from planets....

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Quoting Seleuceia, reply 10
I don't understand....it seems like you are sarcastically implying that Vasari are OP, but I don't find that to be the case...if there ever was an OP element in this game, it's the ability to have 2 SBs in a gravity well...or the ability to spawn culture from planets....
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Rofl - man, you really are masterful at semi-serious trolling. Yes, clearly TEC and Advent Loyalist factions are the real OP ones currently due to Twin Fortresses and Global Unity tech. These two techs have obviously been overperforming lately in your MP games right? 

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So should I make a thread 

DEAR DEVS PLAYERS ARE LEAVING GAME LOBBIES BECAUSE I AM IN ONE??????? 

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Quoting Ekko_Tek, reply 11
These two techs have obviously been overperforming lately in your MP games right?
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It's actually the combination of planet's spawning culture, stronger culture, and cheaper culture centers...no one thing is OP, but combined it is truly powerful...add in the DE, and it makes me wonder why everyone is playing VL instead of AL...

As for the TL, you have to remember that they have the Ankylon...sure, the Ragnarov can beat the Ankylon, but only if it is facing it...fight from behind the Ragnarov and the Ankylon will win...

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Dear devs, I can't win a single game...

I need a buff next patch

kthnxbai

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Quoting Seleuceia, reply 13
Quoting Ekko_Tek, reply 11These two techs have obviously been overperforming lately in your MP games right?

It's actually the combination of planet's spawning culture, stronger culture, and cheaper culture centers...no one thing is OP, but combined it is truly powerful...add in the DE, and it makes me wonder why everyone is playing VL instead of AL...

As for the TL, you have to remember that they have the Ankylon...sure, the Ragnarov can beat the Ankylon, but only if it is facing it...fight from behind the Ragnarov and the Ankylon will win...
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It's the Rebels that get the cheaper culture temples. It takes a long time for culture to push into enemy grav wells. If you've actually the luxury of building DEs in a game, you won a long time ago and are toying with them or have them turtling up and clinging to a few planets. I think AL are a bit underestimated but culture is far from OP... 

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Quoting Ekko_Tek, reply 15
It's the Rebels that get the cheaper culture temples. It takes a long time for culture to push into enemy grav wells. If you've actually the luxury of building DEs in a game, you won a long time ago and are toying with them or have them turtling up and clinging to a few planets. I think AL are a bit underestimated but culture is far from OP...
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By cheaper I was referring to the tier 2 (vs. tier 3 for other factions), wasn't the best choice of words on my part...anyway, culture in general isn't OP, but AL culture, now that is ridiculous...I mean, how do you counter it?  Their planets spawn culture and IIRC they get a 15% bonus to culture spread rate, that is just too powerful...I mean, that is like, 15% less time you have to react and to get a culture center up before you lose your planet....as for DE's, clearly you just don't have enough experience facing 8 of them from 2 AL players in eco spots while they fleet up with Illuminators to support their invincible Coronatas...

I'm also upset that you didn't acknowledge the superiority of the Ankylon to the Ragnarov...but perhaps it's because you recognize like I do how pathetic the Ragnarov is if you fight with it facing backwards....

 

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Quoting Seleuceia, reply 16
I'm also upset that you didn't acknowledge the superiority of the Ankylon to the Ragnarov...but perhaps it's because you recognize like I do how pathetic the Ragnarov is if you fight with it facing backwards....
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Agreed - never fight with your ships facing backwards - especially if it is the most phallocentric ship in the game...

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Quoting Ekko_Tek, reply 17
especially if it is the most phallocentric ship in the game...
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Oh, I didn't know we were talking about the kol...flak burst can shoot in all directions, so I think it hardly matters in that case....

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Quoting Seleuceia, reply 16
culture in general isn't OP, but AL culture, now that is ridiculous...I mean, how do you counter it?
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This has to be a joke, right?  The best way to counter enemy culture--Advent or otherwise, is to (1) build some of your own culture, and (2) destroy the other guy's culture stations.

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Quoting DirtySanchezz, reply 19
This has to be a joke, right?
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You had to be here from the beginning...it's a troll discussion that is currently spanning 4 threads and inspired the "Dear Devs" forum game...

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By the way, the best way to counter culture is actually kosturas for Vasari, adjudicators for Advent, and Insurgency for TEC (though insurgency requires a little luck)...