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AJCrowley's Rules of The Scene

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AJCrowley's Rules of The Scene

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This is supposed to be amusing and satirical, if this sort of thing upsets you, please don't let this sort of thing upset you.

1) The scene is created by artists and developers, and only artists and developers. If you have been downloading other peoples' skins and using their applications for years, being disagreeable on message boards does not make you "part of The Scene".

2) The scene is targetted towards artists and developers, not people who "contribute" to the scene by being disagreeable on messageboards.

3) Developers who work as part of The Scene must provide their works free of charge. We don't care how hungry you are, now get back to work and make me some more apps.

I ran out of steam at around this point, anyone care to add some more rules to The Scene?

AJ
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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top
28. Remember always that the community is people against people working together against each other.

29. If you build it they will rip it.
Offworld Trading Company
Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top
28.) If shoggot posts on a joke thread, you shall consider the fun to have been officially sucked out of it.
Reply #29 from WinCustomize Forums Top
29) Rule 23 is possibly the best thing I've ever heard Shoggot say, and one of the best rules, maybe he's not so bad after all.
Reply #31 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Cra:
Who server the beer?

Is it still over at Devart?


Reply #32 from WinCustomize Forums Top
If Firestorm is the Queen of the Lizards, can I be the Lizard King? (after all, Jim Morrison isn't using the title anymore..)
Reply #33 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I must say I must disagree with rule 27. This is yet another attempt by the pretzel people to move in on peanuts and to push their agenda. I don't think the community should stand for it.

Viva la nuts
Reply #34 from WinCustomize Forums Top
(Stolen from Steve Martin's "The Grandmother Song")

31) Be courteous, kind, and forgiving.
32) Be thoughtful and peaceful each day.
33) Be obsequious, clarevoyant, and wise.
34 ) Stick a live chicken in your underware.

(I can't remember the rest...)
Reply #36 from WinCustomize Forums Top
35. There shall also be free peanuts to go with the beer
36. For those who don't drink beer, Free water will be distrubuted amongst you.
Reply #37 from WinCustomize Forums Top
37) /me has now copyrighted the terms "Skinning", "Skinnable", and "Skins". Any application and/or site using these terms must pay royalties.
Reply #38 from WinCustomize Forums Top
38) /me has now trademarked the terms "Skinning", "Skinnable", and "Skins". Sends cease and desist letters to AJCrowley.
Reply #39 from WinCustomize Forums Top
39) It's going to be a long and ugly legal battle, I've got a staggering $200 to spend, so I plan to fight this all the way, and even if you're right, I'll still crush you with legal costs. Hooray for Justice, the American Way
Reply #40 from WinCustomize Forums Top
40) If rule #27 provides beer not up to you standards then leave this scence ASAP and start a new one. Long live LaChouffe!
Reply #43 from WinCustomize Forums Top
43) Further to rule 40, either MadIce or GreenReaper will be required to provide the beer, since North Americans don't seem to be very good at making it (it's all a bit fizzy and watery).
Reply #44 from WinCustomize Forums Top
44) All rules must be made by people who have no ability to enforce them.

45) The coolness factor of an artist is determined by the creativity and quantity of unnecessary profantiy.

46) It is not necessary to try software to condemn it.
Reply #46 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Mmmm. Beer.

48) The scene can be identified by those who substitute letters and numbers for full words. u c?