Ahhhh Noooo, dont post that here. US military computers are now calculating that al Qaeda are crossing Canadian Borders. Some printout somewhere will be handed to the President that we have proof of terrorists crossing into Canada. I am heading outside to start on my bunker.
"Mr President, a group of terrorists known as beavers has claimed responsibility for the attack on american citizens in Canada. They put the gory attack on the networks into... a beer commercial. Should we raise the alert level?".
"Yes Mr President, the beavers are communists in cooperation with al Qaeda who plan on using a series of 6 Classic Car Bombs with some unknown explosive code named Ganga".
Update:
"Mr President, we have captured an enemy combatant in Canada".
"How could you tell?"
"He had a high power rifle and he was not wearing a military uniform. After we put his testicles in a vice he admitted to manufacturing Ganga and kept calling to his leader 'UFUKINIDIOT'." "We are hearing the name UFUKINIDIOT a lot when dealing with these Canadian terrorist. We found UFUKINIDIOT in a online chat giving attack orders to his troops"
"Which online chat?"
"Command and Conquer game chat sir"
"Ingenious." "Did we ever think of that?"
"No sir."
"There group is tough to infiltrate. We keep sending in assets disguised as Canadians and keep trying their code phrase "Bobs yur Uncle" but they quickly laugh at us and take us to some bar to get us inebriated enough to spill our secrets. Sir, our men just can't handle that Canadian beer and end up spilling their guts all over the place. It's horrible."
"We also have had to kill a few assets because they were indoctrinated".
"How could you tell"?
"When they come back and speak, they are adding 'eh' to the end of some of the sentences. A clear indication of brain washing".
"OMG thats what the North Koreans did!" "Boys, the axis of evil has a new member!"