Just take any old blues song from the 30's or 40's and change the words to this:
Snarky the Squirrel,
Snarky the Squirrel,
Say hello to Snarky the Squirrel.
Man's best friend,
Ain't a dog, think again,
It's Snarky the Snathi Squirrel, Amen!
Snarky the squirrel found a lab one day,
Up in the attic, that ol' squirrel loved to play,
Snarky the squirrel,
Snarky the squirrel,
Say hello to Snarky the Squirrel.
Sold it all to the Yor,
Say goodbye to Snarky the Squirrel.
That ol' squirrel done me wrong!
Say goodbye to Snarky the Squirrel.
