Aaah    Banned for that is rock and roll to me.  

  And I bet you say that to all the really pretty girls you know....  

Banned for Rock and Roll will never get rusty

Banned for naughty thoughts about Auntie Constantine. 

Banned for letting Auntie Constantine play dress up.

Banned because you keep talking about this woman. She sounds like bounty hunter material.

Banned for Auntie Constantine has an alter-ego super heroine sidekick aka ...... are ya ready for this ...... IROKONESS' doppleganger.

banned for alter egos

Banned for altar boys.

banned for going to the extreme

I ban everyone who uses "/emotion" "/action" to currently explain what they are feeling and doing.

I ban myself for not knowing why I "/something" see this all over the internet.

banned for not playing MMOs

Banned for using something in an mmo outside of an mmo.

(So thats where it came from its for emotes! Thanks!)

Go ahead jump down the sidewalk every 5 feet next time you take a walk.

Banned for mmoing with emotes and sidewalk action extremes as a sideline.

Oh no, I stubbed my toe.

Banned because it's healing slow!

Seriously. I kicked a wall by accident four days ago, and I still can't walk normally. Mom refuses to have it looked at by anyone with any actual medical experience, insisting that it's fine.

Banned for bruising your toe. No one will ever see it change color under your socks.

banned for socks

Banned for dropping socks and picking something else up.

Banned for maybe sandals.

Banned for sandals with 7" stiletto heels.

banned for kinky or painful, depending on one's care.

and yes, the classics of rock and roll are some of the best. Great for sharing a slow evening.

Banned for that does sound nice. 

 Hey, what's he doin there?  haha

I didn't think to have the nachos at the ready. Little guy just one-uped me.

Banned for not banning with nachos and a Lemur on a couch munchin' on stuff.

banned for you've caught me red handed.

Banned for red is very becoming on you...