Banned for finger lickin' lip smackin' toe tappin' knee slappin' tunes to gobble to.

Banned for banjo breakfasts

banned for hitting the floor when they say hoe down

oops ban

Banned for just saying oops when 'that was bloody shocking' was more appropriate.

banned for being shocked by the ban

Banned for interrupting my shock therapy.

And, come to think of it I'm banning myself for underpaying and overworking my therapist.

Banned for getting your therapist to attach electrodes to your nuts to see if it helped with sex addiction.

Banned for electrifying experiences.

banned for being so shocked

banned for ground failure.

Banned for there are no grounds for a plea of innocence in such matters.

Banned for making a plea in Ban court.  Appeal banned too.

Banned for select bans on banned selections.

banned for making things open to diversity 

Banned for failing to attend Ban Aid 2019.

banned for holding a concert but failing to pay the band

Banned for failing to provide Bandaids to the band at Band Aid.

Banned because banning is free even for bands without Bandaids.

Banned for promoting banning in a free world where bands ban the ban.

banned for using band-aids on certain key areas of the anatomy 

Banned because I like to exercise my Banvel.

Banned for judge not or ye shall be judged.... and that banvel across the top of the cranium don't tickle any.

banned for being so hard headed

banned for failing to call a foul (ban interference) during a ban championship playoff game.