Banned eternally for being a serial pest and becoming a wart on the backside of humanity.... which is almost as bad as a zit..

Banned for looking glass.

Banned for temptation... you got me looking at a glass with beer in it, so I was tempted to drink the contents.... and DID!

Hic!!!!

Banned for not having a refill at the ready.

Banned for not knowing a refill is eternally at my beckon call.... hic.

banned for refilling at every watering hole

Banned for thinking every answer has a question

Banned for thinking every other one has one too. 

Banned for knowing every other one has a hidden meaning that's intended to reach out to our alien friends.... hopefully they don't judge the entire human race by this nonsense and simply sail on by

Banned for greys don't like the sun anyways.  Our seniors. heehee

Banned for being out of touch.

Banned for the greys don't like touch, either....cos we humans don't know their physiology and could poke their genitals too hard.

banned for pillow talk

Banned for pillows don't talk... tho occasionally I've heard some lady chest cushions calling out to me.

banned for getting called out

Banned for not hearing the siren's call and failing to dash your ship upon the rocks.... she wants ye ta spill yer booty inta tha sea.

banned for heeding the sirens call

Banned for seeding the siren

banned for not answering the three questions

Banned for I went straight to the fourth and asked the fifth

banned for pleading the fifth 

Banned for I neither have the constitution nor the stamina for that.... God said "go forth and multiply, but I came fifth and added a paternity suit to my resume

banned for not getting the joke

Banned for even thinking that was a joke, much less that I should laff   at it.

banned for not understanding the cultural reference then