Banned for not going through Customs to avoid paying Duty on yer White Russian makings.... typical piss pot... conserving money for the next batch.

banned for pissing on the conservatives

Banned for I prefer conserves... strawberry jam is my favourite, but I'm also quite partial to Orange Marmalade on toast for breakfast.

As for the conservatives, I wouldn't piss on 'em if they were on fire.

banned for making the liberals all wet with piss

Banned for pissing liberally.  As opposed to off...   

banned for being so off

Banned for c'mom now..    no seriously c'mere, right now.  

banned for wanting it now

Banned for now is merely wibbly wobbly, timey wimey.  

banned for being so whinny

Banned for trying to rhymey. 

banned for assuming that was an attempt

Banned for always assuming assuming.

Banned for getting into a verbal stoush with the king of assumptions... he ought to know, though, that when you assume you make an ass out of u and me.

Banned by donkeys cousins.

Banned for that kicked like a mule... and no, those are not hoof marks on my arse, I didn't get around to finishing ironing my pants.

Banned for whaaat's goin on on Hee Haw?   

Banned for country wibbly wobbly with a hee and a haw thrown in.

banned for har har har

Banned for wishy washy banning without substance.... and let's not get into the substance abuse topic, I've not once heard of a substance going to the police to make a complaint of abuse.

Banned for meatier banning was banned.

banned for banning of meat

Banned for the meeting ban was underwhelming.

Banned for even the organisers didn't turn up... they were at another meeting wildly discussing meat being consumed at other meetings attended by vegans, vegetarians and various members of the livestock community, which several sheep decried was full of bull.

Banned for even my bicycle fell over, it was to 'tired'.     hehe