Woot's up doc?

banned for not banning

Banned d'oh.  

Banned for I was listening to a band. Does that count?

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Banned for impersonating a typo.

banned for thinking she didn't just switch keyboards to demonstrate

Banned for switching up.

Broke a hinge on my laptop yesterday. Still works, but if I move it the screen flops everywhere. I know there must be some duct tape in this house somewhere...

Banned for not thinking of super glue.

Banned cuz I have to manually remove the extra letters it so graciously hands out to me......   '

I have 2 more. But, they are in storage......

 Surpriswesd you rwexcognizew mwe.

banned for duct tape rules. How dare you try to replace it?!?

Banned because Araldite would be more effective

banned for which form of adhesive? It's a company name, after all. I like Loctite.

Banned because I once had a German girlfriend named Irma Nicenticht.... and sometimes she would suffer from lockjaw.

banned for that's when you turn her around.

Banned because you still don't know what's the biggest drawback at the circus.

Banned for not knowing how.

Banned for a brown cow.

Banned for a blue cow.

Banned for still not being in possession of the knowledge of what is the biggest drawback in a circus

Banned for the biggest drawback would be taking down the Big Top.....

Nope.... banned because it's an elephant's foreskin.

OOoo   Banned cuz that would be a big job.    Probably a small wage.... haha

banned for the wage is small, but the tips are huge!

Banned for liking huge tits.... tips.

banned for the omission is better

Banned because you'd like any omission that included tits.....or hate any inclusion that omitted tits