Bacon Lazxorsssss!!!!!!!!!!            

How piggish of you.

*Rimshot*

Thank you, thank you. You've been a beautiful audience. Please stay for the veal.

He'll be here all week.

Just more chances to catch him in the parking lot.

You want Ryat to lick your asshole?  WTF?  Oh wait, different rimshot...  Nevermind.

Careful, I know Kung Fu!

And about 5 other Chinese words.

*rimjob*

oh, shit...

*rimshot*

better

Stants idea sounds a little icky.

Poop comes out of those things.

Ah you kids are great. You bring rainbows and unicorns to my world.

On a seperate note. Anyone play LoL? Ive been hooked in this game for awhile now, between that and RP's.

There's nothing I can say that would make this conversation any better.

And I have a friend hooked on LoL. Not at all myself.

Not played it. Barely have enough time for the games I currently have.

Awww...sad panda, I need friends.

Sorry

1.) Ensure that you and your partner are clean before you perform the rim job

Make sure you have the following materials:

* Car jack
* Socket set
* Tire lever

2.) Use your jack to lift the wheel off the ground.

3.) Deflate the tire on the wheel that holds the rim you want to change.

4.) Use your socket set to loosen and remove any fasteners that physically attach the rim to your car wheel.

5.) Get your tire lever. Slip it between the rim and the tire and push outward, forcing the rim off the wheel.

6.) Place the new rim on the wheel. Depending on the size and style of the rim, there may be overlap between the rim and the tire.

7.) Fasten the new rim onto the wheel using your socket set if it requires any additional securing.

8.) Continue this process until you change all four rims

Congratulations, You have successfully completed your first rimjob!

Now you can give your friends rimjobs, You can give your mother a rimjob, you can give your uncle a rimjob, the possibilities are endless.

A much better definition.

does that mean you'll consider giving one to your uncle?

That is a loaded question now isn't it.

It can be unless someone else gave him one first.

Minor Detail.

are minor

-Exiled Possum 

Thanks tesb. That is the nicest thing you have every said.

grammar!

matter it does not

-Exiled Possum 

and another four possums lost their guts,

fell into the shredder,

and were ejected onto the mound, along with ground aluminium and iron oxide, on top of the tesbs

and an end of a page

harpo