I would give you karma but, ever watch the show Hoarders?   To much hoarding could crash on your internet. 

I would give you karma, but Morph stole it all from my bank to feed his bank...

I have a first-hand horror story about hoarding...

so in May 2010, here in Nashville we had a giant flood that caused 15 feet of water to close over thousands of homes...

We weren't affected, so we helped out as much as we could...

Afterwords tons of people (myself included) spent two weeks gutting houses and trashing possessions, it was extremely depressing.

Anyhow, one house that we gutted was filled to the brim with trash, junk, and stuff... This lady hoarded everything, from food to automatic pianos, and it was completely underwater in the flood.

We cleaned out her fridge of 25 pounds of rotting steak, and it was so bad that it knocked out one of our volunteers when she opened the fridge! IT WAS AWFUL!

I would give you karma but, I didn't bank on that. haha Karma is quiet the commodity.....

{I am also in a flood zone.  No damage again. Glad to hear you were spared in 2010 also. Powerful that water   And that poor volunteer. Man. The stuff you folks must find. Saving pets must be nice.}

I would give you karma but puns are fun.

We aren't allowed to take anything, and frankly, it's pretty nasty, being soaked in floodwater, especially since several septic treatment plants were flooded...

Most people save their own pets. We did find a dead cat, though. *UGH*

I would give you karma, but puns are better than buns, and ponch is better than punch

I hate banks so much, so...no, just no

I would give you karma, but your bank is blank.

I would give you karma, but your rhymes are slimes.

I would give you karma but, would that make it all punny or funny?  

I would give you karma, but your lives are chives!

I would give you karma, but your spine is mine!

I would give you karma but, the turkey took it.

I would give you karma, but you broke our pun chain!

I would give you karma but, sorry, please continue, like brand new.

I would give you karma, but I was only kidding, silly

I would give you karma but, it's saturday. My day off. 

{You are right. I'll remember for the future.     Also I am an elf in Skyrim. Haven't had to much time and the keydoard thingy. New to me. Look forward to run around in there.} 

I would give you karma, but you're clearly a demon of some sort and would only taint it.

I would give you karma but, I'm alien, aka or alias, a SPY....    Yeah, you don't believe those, do you? You got me, I'm a glorious demon. I'm hoping Skyrim can change my ways.    Watch out for the archers.....

I would give you karma, but

I already given you some karma, because 1. You remind me of a Daedra Witch in Oblivion (your avatar), and 2. You got Skyrim, YAY!

Which elf?

Wood Elf, High Elf, or Dark Elf (also known as Dunmer) ?

I would give you karma but, maybe I am Daedra. And she wouldn't give anyone karma. I think.

A Wood Elf.     I am still working on her. No sense working on her this weekend. But, this week.   I was wondering if there only 3 colors choices available for the eyes? White,black,red??? Or is it my pc? The mouse is a challenge. But, the reward is coming. 

I would give you karma but I am amazing.

I would give you karma but, sounds like it should be congratulations.

I would give you karma, but I feel oddly attracted to that karma button...

I shall give it...just a little click...

I would give you karma, but I've already given it all to my wife.

I would give you karma but, you sure you don't want to put it in a bank?  

@KrdaxDrkrun, WooHoo karma  I think the karma button is calling me to.

I would give you karma, but karma doesnt get stored in banks. It comes to bite you from behind, or present you with a nice bonus gift, depending on your actions in life

Still working on her? Whoa, someone wants to find perfection

As for Wood Elves, they are the best damn archers in all of Tamriel. And these 3 color choices are the only ones available for Wood Elves. Imperials have different choices, just like High Elves, and Redguards, so on so forth. There are many things that change, depending on the race you have chosen. For example, a Redguard, could never have a pale white skin color, cause they tend to be dark skinned.

Also, a little update: Since you went for the Steam version, you will have the privilege of getting all updates that will be released from now on, while the rest of us who have the non-Steam version....are left with only the Day 1 update and thats about it. (Thanks Bethesda )