SDC for me was easy as can be
although Impulse itself is quite pretty
And I found all the pokes, the rhymes and jokes
On the issues of both quite witty
But if you're one of those hicks who lives in the sticks
Then a party line on Impulse it ain't
Connection issues arise (told so you have no suprise)
But your blood pressure may cause you to faint
Not casting stones, nor breaking your bones
So hold off before you thump
To get to my 'house' will make you a grouse
Cuz patties and muffins, you must jump
I'm a Troll you see. It's plain as can as be.
but I don't like it when people go 'whooomp'
I live in the woods, don't have lots of goods
Cuz my 'house' is really a stump.
But do not despair, scream and tear hair
For there may be an solution most grand
If you have a not too crappy, wireless lappy
Impulse Anywhere is on hand
And I must mention (to forestall discontention)
Some old apps are no longer supported
But for help to prevail, send Support an email.
It works, the forums reported