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Riddle Me This

Riddle of the day....

from WinCustomize Forums

 

Can you solve this puzzle?

 

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.

On your left side is a drop off.

On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.

In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.

Behind you is a stampede of horses.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

 

For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.

*Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.*

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Reply #76 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Answer: Footsteps.
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Of course!

Reply #77 from WinCustomize Forums Top

PDJ: aiload cossing....look out for the cas.

 

Riddle: What is it that no man ever yet see,
              Which never was, but always is to be?

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Reply #78 from WinCustomize Forums Top

tomorrow

 

?

Reply #79 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Reply #80 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Railroad crossing...look out for the cars,

Can you spell that without any Rs?
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Only if I'm doing my Elmer Fudd impression. 

Wailwoad twack... b'de, b'de, b'de... look out fot the ca... b'de, b'de.... uh, automoblies. :-" ;P :rofl:

However, "that" doesn't contain any R's.. but I had fun anyhow. ;)

Reply #81 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
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Me... without going into details :X :blush: :-" , but I won't be around in a thousands years to come again. :D

Reply #82 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Bichur, reply 3
tomorrow

 

?
End of Bichur's quote

correct! :thumbsup:

Quoting starkers, reply 6
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Me... without going into details , but I won't be around in a thousands years to come again.
End of starkers's quote

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:  You rule, mate!

 

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? 

The letter "m" ?

 

Reply #83 from WinCustomize Forums Top

 

:yes:    :thumbsup:

 

 

Reply #84 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What has 4 wheels and flies?

 

 

Reply #85 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Railroad crossing...look out for the cars, can you spell that without any Rs...

 

 

Yes I can.   T-H-A-T  

Reply #86 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What has 4 wheels and flies?
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Garbage truck.

Reply #87 from WinCustomize Forums Top

When is a car no longer a car?  

Reply #88 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Riddle: What is it that no man ever yet see,

Which never was, but always is to be?
End of quote
Time?

 

 

Oh, I'm too late...lol.

Reply #89 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What has 4 wheels and flies?
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* Garbage truck...

* a septic tank empyting truck...

* a moblie whorehouse where the cleaning lady got left behind in the last town. :-"

Orright: what is bi-coloured and says: "Now you see me, now you don't; now you see me, now you don't; now you see me, now you don't?

Reply #90 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Orright: what is bi-coloured and says: "Now you see me, now you don't; now you see me, now you don't; now you see me, now you don't?
End of quote

 

An interracial condom? 

Reply #91 from WinCustomize Forums Top

When is a car no longer a car?
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when it turn into a driveway

Reply #92 from WinCustomize Forums Top

An interracial condom?
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Funny but Nope! Come to think of it, which I do, did they have those back in the 70's?  Would've been interesting, being in an interracial marriage back then, to have seen one in action...

.... now you see me, now you don't.... :rofl:

Reply #93 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Shutting off a light?:S

Reply #94 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Answer to post title.................................* WAKE UP STUPID * :rofl: :rofl:

 

Reply #95 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 10
Railroad crossing...look out for the cars, can you spell that without any Rs...

 

 

Yes I can.   T-H-A-T  
End of RedneckDude's quote

:thumbsup: :rofl:  That's a GREAT one, Jim!

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 13
Riddle: What is it that no man ever yet see,

Which never was, but always is to be? Time?

 

 

Oh, I'm too late...lol.
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Not at all! Good guess...you were close!

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 12
When is a car no longer a car?  
End of RedneckDude's quote

When it turns into a street?

Riddle me this riddle:

Perfect with a head,
perfect without a head;
perfect with a tail,
perfect without a tail;
perfect with either,
neither, or both.

What am I?
 

Reply #96 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Trolls having a different life span, I seem to recall that one during my youth...

Peruke or periwig if you will

 

 

Reply #97 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Too much for one, enough for two and nothing at all for three.


What am I?

Reply #98 from WinCustomize Forums Top

a secret

Reply #99 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:omg:

 

:yes:

Reply #100 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Shutting off a light?
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Nope!

.... now you see me, now you don't....now you see me now you don't?