So I walk into my local EB this afternoon to check on my Demigod preorder. When I was last in several weeks ago they were unable to confirm the status of incoming collectors editions but I threw down my money and pre ordered anyway. I preordered because at the time Demigod had just been released Stateside, it was getting hammered in reviews.
I wanted to show my support for Frogboy, the teams at Stardock and GPG as well as quality made for PC gaming. I doubted it would count for much but seeing as buying the game online would take up nearly my entire monthly download cap there was really no other way to show it.
So I preordered a copy of Demigod that was to be released in Australia on May 7th. I specified I wanted a collectors edition but they had no information on how many collectors edition versions they would be getting in.
I next turned my sights to my PC. I'd long planned on purchasing a second GTX 260 to run in SLI and I finally had a PC title coming out that was worthy. I ordered that along with a brand new router to avoid old router issues. Much cash but worth it for Demigod.
I've hung around the forums and on irc as though refreshing threads and picking through the log would somehow bring May 7th closer. I wrote about being patient as those blessed with the rapture of being able to play vs the AI complained about the multiplayer connectivity.
Patches were released and the complaints grew increasingly petty. At least you guys can play! I've gone totally Demigod crazy. I want to play now! May 7th fast approaches!
So today I waltz into EB to see if they knew if they were getting some CE and to make sure I was on the list. They tell me they don't think they will be getting any CE in at all and that the release date is now May 21st.
"Cool. No Worries. Thanks guys..." I cheerfully say as I wander back outside. Then it really hits me... No CE... and May 21st!??!
Its all good. The sales peons are from the new generation that couldnt tell Dune 2 from a Gold Box AD&D title if their lives depended on it. They just don't care about Demigod and somehow the monitor that does their job for them had out of date data... its all good....
Nope. EB Australian website now says May 21st release.
Aaaaargh!
All I can say is: before anyone else complains about a minor issue as though Frogboy has personally visited your home and smeared jam all over the windows - Think of me! And those to whom the thought of playing the AI you have long grown bored of playing against is a fantastic fevered dream.
The next person who explodes in an expletive punctuated tirade peppered with flat wrong assertions with one or more of the following:
- Stardock and GPG
- The sexual orientation of employees or CEO's of the above companies
- Speculation of the promiscuity of anyones mother
- How to code P2P Networks
- The inner workings of a Blizzard game and...
- Why nobody but Blizzard should bother to make games
Runs the serious risk of having their spleen ruptured by my fury hurtling through the ether and rending that organ with savage twists of my mental fists. These outbursts are not justified because Demigod does not fellate you from the moment you put the DVD in the tray. There is no reason to castigate those who made it or any innocent bystanders in the channel when Frogboy and the team are working hard to bring multiplayer functionality up to the same level of quality as the game.
Have some perspective.
Hope to see you guys online soon!