banned for having advertising a fake windows  error message

Banned for thinking its fake.

Banned for thinking shes thinking

banned for thinking she might not be thinking

Banned for thinking anything at all.

Banned for being too old to use a forum (says in your profile you are 2008 years old, lol)

Banned for not showing the proper respect to a 2008-year-old galaxy-sized turtle.

banned for not being bitten by a 2008-year-old galaxy-sized turtle.

Banned for writing 'turtle'

I BAN MYSELF from the game Demigod.

Banned for imposing a ban on yourself

Banned for STILL not having a proper pirate beard

Banned for ranting about bearded pirates.

banned!

FOR ONE CAPS-LOCKED WORD DOES NOT A RANT MAKE!!!

Banned for yoda-talk. Up the shut fuck.

Banned "wasted spent banning people" post

wraid banned for posting before mine

banned for not seconding a good idea.

Banned for suggesting it's a good idea.

banned for banning good ideas

 PS: Thanks Makito1, I knew it was Wizard something or other

Banned for showing preference... banning one while thanking another.

Banned because your username always reminds me of the Hyatt for some reason.

Banned for being an indifferent, banning, thankless pirate.

Edit: Banned for beating me to it!

Banned for being slow

banned for making me the first on the next page

banned for not taking responsibility for your own actions.