massacre: Aggroed's first actual 2v1

So, I have a new fun plan.  I'm going to see how many noobs I can fight by myself.  Now, I'm not talking eating a 2v1 in a multiplayer.  I mean I will keep hosting larger and larger maps to find out exactly how many noobs I can solo.  Mission 1: kill 2 noobs was a resounding success.  The game ended with my opponent saving the game with the title "massacre," and quit before I destroyed his planet.  Fun game.  My next mission is 3 noobs.  Muh hahahahahaha.