Tailsgirl Tailsgirl

Gone.

Gone.

Cya.

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Reply #302 Top

hope your feeling better doc and over the  bug that you have/had

Reply #303 Top

My word, that went straight to the heart, dear girl. The shapes are roughly right too ( ;) :grin: ).

 

Reply #304 Top

aww ty doc, they are nice, well im off to bed now ill catch up with you later :grin: :* :rofl:

Reply #305 Top

Aussie Words for My Aussie Family Whom I Love Dearly!

These were results for an Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.

You'll probably need to be an Aussie to understand!

billabonk
to make passionate love beside a waterhole.

bludgie
a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.

dodgeridoo
a fake indigenous artefact.

lyrebard
Ern Malley

mateshit
all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.

licky
a day off you get by asking the boss nicely.

barramondi
the sickie taken after Sunday, for the purpose of fishing.

fair drinkum
good quality Aussie wine.

klangaroo
the sound a roo makes when it hits your bull bar.

flatypus
a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.

yabble
the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.

carlton drift
the wayward walk home from the pub

bushwanker
a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.

shornbag
a sheila with a brazillian wax.

Reply #306 Top

lol this is funny rofl I hadn't seen that one b4 lol

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Reply #307 Top

Tell Tiggy about it...she seems to think I don't love my Aussie family. Glad you enjoyed this one...I actually understood it!

 

Reply #308 Top

Who is Tiggy? or is that me? and where on this forum did I post that you didn't love us?;P

Reply #309 Top

Tiggy (Tailgirl) ... I've stopped understanding....go to pm, ok...or email.

Reply #310 Top

Understanding what?;P :(   don't be paranoid Doc..:inlove:   do we need to go through this everytime a pic or comment  is posted?, I can get as good as I give, see below, see? I LOVE to make fun of myself, I do it all the time:moon:

 

MAHAHAHAHA, dat's me! :grin:

 

mrs starkers, thanks for the mag link, it's wickedly funny!!5*

Reply #311 Top

I saw it (the link)...take it down sweety (the pic). It's so untrue.

Reply #312 Top

Congrats TG.  I made the cover of Dumb Ass Digest in 2007.  I must have been too quiet this year though.

Reply #313 Top

LOL Ed!:grin:

 

Doc, I love this pic though, my son and I are making heaps with all the cats right now, I want me on the cover of the Drunken one:rofl:  but here's my puddy tat Moona instead :)

Reply #314 Top

I keep thinking how I might need a haircut.....what do you think....I'm feeling a bit mousy.

Reply #315 Top

Quoting angus1949, reply 12
Congrats TG.  I made the cover of Dumb Ass Digest in 2007.  I must have been too quiet this year though.
End of angus1949's quote

You were the centerfold.

I was the cover girl....

Reply #318 Top

You were the centerfold
End of quote
It must have been one of those double editions then.

Reply #319 Top

I couldn't leave poor old angus out so guess what matey you have made it on the front cover of family & friends mag :grin: , you did'nt think you was getting away with it that easy did you? lol :rofl: :thumbsup: :-"

Reply #320 Top

lol Sweet!!

I'm gonna make one now:grin:

Reply #322 Top

I want to give you all a chrissy pressy but I missed the mail , :inlove: so this is my chrissy pressy to you all

Reply #323 Top

hehehe they are adictive once u start u can' :D :grin: k6 t stop lol

Reply #325 Top

heheheheheh I couldn't  help myself, I might go and get some tea im hungry I need food :beer: :drool: :grin: :pizza: