under the gun

exit stage right

the director snaps

curtain goes down

on director's head

get Superman here

from his trailer

to late he's

absconded with lois

never trusted lois

come hither eyes

see told you

didn't tell superman

she is transexual

out of bag

of weird tricks

and sings baritone

still has balls

hairy ones too

crikey, and heavy

 to much information

but required learning

for Guinness records

And for Ripley's

deal or no