and not portions  

cut in half

diet says eighth

that's too meagre

fact is fact

and undeniably so

even for pirates

with large appetites

for pirate dabloons

and wily wenches

with siren songs

and big voices

real low acapella's

not plunging necklines

but plumber pants?

without usual leaks

duty bound labour

with union backing

and tool belt

keeping up pants

for posterity sake

and decency laws

and My Eyes!!!!

that see everything

with handy binocs